🐍 Sir Penny 🐍

Yay

I’m crying this is so accurate 😂

I made this insane shirt like a year ago, and someone bought it and gave it to Christian Borle and DMed me this 😭

And apparently gave one to @amirtalai.bsky.social too??

If you want one Amir, I'd be happy to make you one with your face!

This is so unreal, as an artist this is a dream for me 😭

OH MY GOD HE DOES HAVE ONE

HELP ME IM GOING TO EXPLODE

whew the roller coaster this took me on! I was bummed but resigned when Amazon gave this away without asking if I'd wanna keep it. So when this person came and said "I wanna do a selfie with me holding this" I thought they were being inconsiderate. Then they turned around and gifted it to me. 🥹🥹🥹

Listen up all I'm giving you orders and you're going to follow them.
1st you need to eat something healthy today! At least two meals a day to be healthy.
2nd stay hydrated throughout the day cause it's the safe thing to do!
3rd all of you go outside and get some sunlight, you know touch some grass!

The big announcement is here...Homestuck the Animated Pilot is coming to YouTube! Watch the trailer now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl5x...

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Ofc u rnt 😂🤦‍♀️

“6 person policule between frank, egg boi 2 & 3, cherri bomb, 2 clones of cherri bomb,” - all in one ship

(At the Galaxy Con yesterday btw)

NO WAY AMIR SAID THAT NO WAY
IM CRASHING OUT AND ROLLING ON THE FLOOR RN WTF 😭🤣
@amirtalai.bsky.social why r u like this 😭😭😂😅😝
Name = Ozzieozzieoioioi wtff 😭

I SHIP IT BC…
(u can make ur own 2)
(no hate allowed - my opinion)

Just a heads up that #PjSundays the next couple weeks are gonna be next level.
One #Amirican sweetie is bringing me a specific pair for Orlando, and I'm getting a San Jose-specific onesie as well.
Wear your PJs too, it's comfy and festive!
#ThisIsAmirica

Why r u like this Amir 😓😭

#ThisIsAmirica

Our SDCC afterparty with Atlantic Records was a BLAST and a half!! Our crew and cosplayers were dancing all night to Silva Hound’s dj set, plus performances by Rochelle Diamante and @cristinavee.bsky.social!! Don’t miss us at the next con and pick up the Helluva Boss Season 1 soundtrack online now!!

Trump wanders around on the roof of the White House shouting at reporters

Welp 🫠
I never knew the difference
Prob cuz I never was bothered to google it 🫠

😭🤭 I love ur ‘like ok bye’ with the emojis

You NEED to be there to witness this announcement!! Join us for the State of Spindlehorse panel this Saturday August 9th at 2:15pm at Animate Orlando!

IM SO EXCITED 😆
Why can’t s2 come at least in September 😭 I can’t wait

I’m sure after season two people will be much more capable of theorizing but I think what excites me most is I really don’t know if people are going to see the plot of HH s3 coming 🤭 I’m so fucking excited for it. Aaaaaah ❤️

JOB HUNTING

I guess Stolas needed a second job. This place seems as good as any!

#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolas #wafflehouse #drawing

TA-DA! We didn't forget about the last short merch sale, we just combined 'em! Get tanks, tees, and long sleeves for Bad Drivezo and Orphan Time now on sharkrobot.com/vivziepop

BREAKING NEWS:
Tesla Burbank is closing its sales office due to poor sales!
We are winning! Keep going!
#teslatakedown #indivisible #musk #doge #coup @teslatakedown.com

Twitter repost

"VoxVal doodle because why not lol"

#hazbinhotel

I have so many scripts due but we’ve recently locked a few and that’s always THE BEST feeling! 😎 oh ye, we can start recording em’ 🙌

You do NOT want to miss this HUGE MOMENT IN HISTORY!!! Join us Saturday, Aug 9th at Animate! Orlando for the State of Spindlehorse panel!

Join Us For A Hellish Sing-Along | Hazbin Hotel This October, join us in person for a Hazbin Hotel Sing-Along. Coming to a movie theater near you. Sign up and stay tuned.

We need to start talking about outdoing those Minecraft screenings

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This may not come with an unhinged instagram live,

BUT if you really want me to sign something for ya, here you go! You can get a print, OR you can send in whatever insane bullshit you have and I'll sign it and send it back!