Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine

🎶"Chatbots roasting on an open fire"

I also would have accepted:

[En Vogue "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)" voice]

Not this time

"They were perfect like that thing I got in trouble for doing"

I hope they like losing multi-billion dollar defamation lawsuits!

The Trump regime is staffed with people with the intellect and sense of humour of an 11 year old. Absolutely embarrassing for America. The entire world laughs at them, not with them

The irony here is that Franklin is Canadian. They can't even get that right.

I hope the authors of Franklin books sure his ass off. Fucking murderer.

He needs a lawsuit from the authors of Franklin books for irreparable damages to their brand and copywrite infringement

Roy Cohn taught Trump who Hegseth emulates. "Never apologize. Always double down. Always attack". So sickening.

I hope they like losing multi-billion dollar defamation lawsuits!

pete hegseth needs a group chat

How did Franklin put on a tactical vest *under* his shell?

Lawsuit?

From none other than AI using a Google search:
"The original book franchise rights belong to its creators, author Paulette Bourgeois and illustrator Brenda Clark. The animated series rights were acquired by the Canadian animation studio Nelvana"

What a weird guy

Franklin is going to prison

These comments are horrible. How many are bots and how many real (shitty) people I wonder?

Although the cover is revealing in one way: Hegseth probably is dumb enough not to check the backblast when firing an RPG in a confined space

I hope that publisher sues the shit out of them.

my official diagnosis: his brain has fallen out of his ass.

Now we know it was the brain.

"Sir, why did you take cognitive test, twice, people usually take cognitive tests to detect signs of dementia?" asked no journalist ever.

"They were perfect like that thing I got in trouble for doing"

the reason he’s lying about this is because whatever the truth of it is, he knows it’s worse

old tweet: Every year, Putting Away the Christmas Decorations Ken makes a series of decisions designed to infuriate Unpacking the Christmas Decorations Ken the following year. It’s a magical holiday tradition.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

He cherishes country music everybody.

Translation: Pete may well go down for this. But I’m not going with him.

People are mostly right that SNL's gone downhill, but you always hear people like Mulaney or Tim Robinson tell stories about trying to get jokes just like this on the air, and I don't think the problem's has ever been the cast. At some point the executives just got really lame.

They almost have captured the same vibe with David S. Pumpkins, in that he also has the rule of just being what he is … his own thing.

May they never, EVER pull a Boba Fett with either of them.

loooool I love that

I'll still shout "Toonces, no!!!" when someone does something dumb and avoidable