Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine 's Avatar

Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine

@plankysmith.bsky.social

I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith! Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0

2,332 Followers  |  5,635 Following  |  15,955 Posts  |  Joined: 18.07.2023
Posts Following

Posts by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine (@plankysmith.bsky.social)

oooo drama πŸ¦™

05.03.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

call me crazy but I don't really think we should elect a dude who was too stupid to not get a nazi tattoo either

05.03.2026 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 462    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2

Sure seems like it would buy a whole lot of everything without killing a whole bunch of everyone if we defunded the military.

05.03.2026 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1172    πŸ” 240    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4
Post image

Iran β€œhas the industrial capacity to produce around 10,000 [drones] per month ..

β€œ.. β€˜all Iran has to do is show they can hit a few tankers and concern will take care of the rest, folks just won’t go through,’ McNally said.”

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/business/aer...

05.03.2026 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 11
Video thumbnail

A little reported fact is that the Iranian frigate destroyed 2000 miles from the combat zone was carrying ZERO AMMUNITION (a condition of the exercise it was invited to participate in).

The ship was, by any definition, defenceless.

Much like the 80+ sailors left to drown.

Infamy.

05.03.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 16

too many of you are arguing with Cryin Ryan Grim when you should be Climbin the Grim Tower with playable characters like Ironclad, The Silent, and Necrobinder. Slay The Spire 2 coming to steam early access later today

05.03.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 724    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1

"Some are saying that 'Trump is the King of World War 3', folks, and, let me tell you, they also think I made the best decision, and have been making the best decisions. They are in awe of my very large ah-brain."

05.03.2026 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s such an evil man.
The thought of murdering brown people (bonus that many are Muslim) makes him so very happy.

05.03.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Then why are you voting for all the people they send to be confirmed, Mark?

05.03.2026 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Defund the military.

05.03.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 400    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

AI guys and Russian UFC fighters are humanity's last hope, do you think UAE wouldn't have a military to protect them??

05.03.2026 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

best gift shop in Iceland by the way

I was catching a bus to the airport right across the street from the Icelandic Phallilogical Society (aka penis museum) and got a nice stranger to guard my suitcases while I ran over there

05.03.2026 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good ol' rock.

05.03.2026 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stupid rock, getting all the luck

05.03.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Time to End the American-Israeli Alliance Alliances are built on shared interests. Those do not exist here.

Pick your foreign relations school of thought: hard-nosed realpolitik, liberal internationalism, socialist humanitarianism, or straight up brute selfishness; this β€œalliance” makes no sense. buff.ly/YM8c1Ly

05.03.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

idk how its so much funnier than the same guys most famous show

05.03.2026 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

holy seth macfarbased

05.03.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It seriously does annoy me that Orlando and Williamson’s go-to idea with an entire Marvel Pastiche Earth is to Murder Them All
Like, seriously? No other potential to use here?

05.03.2026 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most significant problem facing us as a country right now, is high school field hockey fair

05.03.2026 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll tell you, I'm still over there and I am able to avoid the Nazis and all that garbage. I only look at my notifications, which has the main accounts I follow.
I never look at the main feed.

But it's probably not as easy to avoid the shit for bigger accounts.

05.03.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Against better judgment went on X for a sec and yep Josh Barro still sucks. A lot of people uncritically push fascist framing of issues from an allegedly center-left position but most seem to be cynically posturing; that guy just really seems to love it. The Conor Friedersdorf of Matt Yglasiases.

05.03.2026 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

There are experiences I’ll sort of blank out. Then someone will ask me β€œwhat personal experience influenced this character” and I’ll give some bland answer and say it’s a heightened version. And then I’ll remember oh right. I did insane things. Some of which were pretty fun. Weird times.

05.03.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Chris Cornell said, β€œI’m looking California, but feeling Minnesota” I felt that, but in reverse

05.03.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white photo of Karp.

A black and white photo of Karp.

Four Color #9: Donald Duck Finds Pirate Gold! (1942). The cover shows Donald finding a treasure chest.

Four Color #9: Donald Duck Finds Pirate Gold! (1942). The cover shows Donald finding a treasure chest.

Today is the birthday of writer Bob Karp (March 5, 1911-August 5, 1975). From 1938 to 1974, he wrote the scripts for the Donald Duck daily newspaper strip. He also scripted Donald Duck Finds Pirate Gold, the first comic book story with art by Carl Barks.

05.03.2026 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Cuba’s Foreign Minister Bruno RodrΓ­guez said Wednesday in a post on X that it seemed like β€œno coincidence” that Ecuador expelled Cuba’s diplomatic staff at the same time the U.S. was asserting pressure on Cuba and other governments in the region"

05.03.2026 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Darcy James Argue and Brad Mehldau

Darcy James Argue and Brad Mehldau

My dream project with Brad Mehldau and the Frankfurt Radio Big Band premieres tonight!

Some thoughts about my process for this project, and the misunderstood of arranging:

darcyjamesargue.com/brad-mehldau...

05.03.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Long may it be so

05.03.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
John Severin Cracked Magazine page about The Six Million Dollar Man

John Severin Cracked Magazine page about The Six Million Dollar Man

Added another original art piece to my collection last night: JOHN SEVERIN!! I was always a MAD over Cracked guy, but when I did pick up one of the competition, it was John’s art that drove me to it. AN EC LEGEND!!

05.03.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

π—©π—œπ—•π—˜ π—–π—›π—˜π—–π—ž: Worried

Concerns Grow Over Young Adult's Health Amid Junk Food Diet and Hair Loss Issues in the Family Context.

05.03.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally the first thing academics pointed out about LLMs YEARS AGO was that they would be used for catastrophic levels of fraudβ€”how nice that now the AI bros are confirming what we all knew by running fraud experiments to tell cheats which LLM to use to cheat

05.03.2026 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1