Laz

posts fic update. AO3 goes down. I choose to believe this was my fault

chapter threeeee. enjoy <3

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Ambushed. Doing my big exfoliating shower when my playlist serves up brand new - play crack the sky. INSTANTLY transported back to 2014 and the chokehold that fic and Dylan O’ Brien had me in

Work Crush - Chapter 1 - lazarusthefirst - All For The Game - Nora Sakavic [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

first ~5k of Office fic is here. I couldn’t come up with a funny title :( but I think the fic is good :)

Work Crush - Jerejean slowburn office romance - explicit (eventually)

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I listened to 35 seconds of My Heart Will Go On and now I’m thinking about writing the most devastating slow burn “we can never be together” jerejean. 35 seconds. That’s her power

I took psychic damage from all of these but thank you this is what I needed to get my brain turning over!!

Ty 🥰🥰

I was literally thinking of “circling back to you” but even I’m not that terrible.

Ooh Blackwells let you down again!! Always such a a fear of mine. I’ve never heard of this but I SHALL be investigating it

Anyway. Office jerejean is almost ready to post. No fucking clue about a title. Who’s got a good office romance pun or something idk

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

Jamie All Over by Mayday Parade is giving me big Jeremy Knox vibes.

What are we preordering 👀 I am the nosiest person in the world btw

Got the email my laptop was ready to be collected and literally left the gym early got in my car drove all the way there and ran down a street in very tiny shorts in LASHING ran to get it. It’s giving the last scene of Bridget Jones Diary but my laptop is Colin Firth

This is so cursed. I’m lighting a candle for you

Some of us will never fully escape it

Switching my cat’s insurance to our post office’s policy because my current insurer Allianz has major financial ties to Isr**l. Every little bit helps 👊

👓 #trigun #vashwood

Feeling very youth_daughter.mp3 today

You ever find yourself in a queue for coffee and everyone ahead of you seems to be trying to do their taxes or book a flight with the barista. Like why is there discussion why are you conversing. Fucking order

Hangovers in your 30s for me are full body experiences and two day events (negative) 🫂

"no twitter estão dizendo isso" desinstale o app.

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

“Supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort” is a great argument against cringe culture.

I am often the strangest person at the grocery store. Pink crocs and a yellow bobble hat. I just need my bread bananas and butter

Have expanded my personal body goals mood board to include Lydia from season 5 of Australian Survivor

This makes me Fucking Insane actually. Because it could be either. They’re both so possessive jealous4jealous THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT fuck #jerejean