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Pearl Rose

@pearlrose.bsky.social

comedian • writer • advice columnist @ Racket MN // Minneapolis, MN // she/her

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hey twin cities: nice pario that serves thc drinks?

13.08.2025 20:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

so Im a psycho who writes in cursive when Im journalling. my friend saw me at the coffee shop and said “whats that font called? oh yeah catholic trauma” and damn if he didnt nail it

12.08.2025 14:37 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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good evening, sickos

11.08.2025 01:08 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

black hill spruce

11.08.2025 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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sunday in red wing

10.08.2025 17:25 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Donate to Omar Fateh Support his campaign for Minneapolis Mayor.

hey gang we need more
folks to come out tomorrow so if youre looking for a fun friday plan please come out to the comedy show fundraiser for @omarfatehmn.com tomorrow! secure.actblue.com/donate/fateh...

07.08.2025 15:55 — 👍 22    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 2

I can’t go to this but you should!!!! This is a very good lineup! Let’s get that room filled!

08.08.2025 16:10 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Donate to Omar Fateh Support his campaign for Minneapolis Mayor.

hey gang we need more
folks to come out tomorrow so if youre looking for a fun friday plan please come out to the comedy show fundraiser for @omarfatehmn.com tomorrow! secure.actblue.com/donate/fateh...

07.08.2025 15:55 — 👍 22    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 2

if the chain on my single speed is acting extra noisy, what are your tips bike people? new chain btw

06.08.2025 19:38 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0

if youre in Minneapolis it would be amazing and incredible and greatly appreciated if you grabbed a ticket or two to this awesome show this friday, you have my word it will be fun and worth your time!

06.08.2025 18:38 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

single speed 👸

05.08.2025 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

angry catfish always has my back, and my bike

05.08.2025 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

bike shop guys are very patient with me using words like “kerchunk”

05.08.2025 21:26 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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this is how you know youre in a real shop

05.08.2025 21:19 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Minneapolis blooskies! this very good stand-up showcase is happening THIS FRIDAY in support of @omarfatehmn.com and we couldn’t be more excited to see you 🩵🩵🩵 In the Heart of the Beast Theater / Friday / doors at 6:30 show at 7pm

05.08.2025 15:03 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 2

I am a height stat abolitionist though, the numbers on apps are keeping us from finding true love

04.08.2025 23:53 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

should I match w my ex on hinge and say “so I see youre still lying about your height”

04.08.2025 23:34 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

this is enough to get me to swipe right

04.08.2025 19:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can find a recorder

04.08.2025 19:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you are trying to get your ass kicked is this correct

04.08.2025 19:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want to play you guys his voice prompt 🫣

04.08.2025 18:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

should I match w stancil on hinge ?

04.08.2025 17:46 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0

always saying this

04.08.2025 05:22 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

going for a bike ride today and will never take it for granted again

03.08.2025 17:39 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

so are we going out into the air yet or

02.08.2025 19:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

a fun conversation topic I like to keep in my back pocket is what’s for breakfast (?) held a good thirty min together this week with just oatmeal toppings

02.08.2025 17:38 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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because I know its much worse since this data

01.08.2025 21:45 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

is there a graph to compare wealth inequality in the US today vs france right before the french revolution? I want to see something

01.08.2025 21:34 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 2
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metro transit personnel just asked “dont you think youre cheatin?” lmao

01.08.2025 01:28 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🩷🩷🩷

31.07.2025 20:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0