【オモチャオ】

"Skill issue, as they say..."

"Oh shit, thanks man..."

*electronic_coughing.wav*

"Damn, it's more fire than the smoke of a Toxomister..."

"Just uh, asking for... research purposes... totally..."

"...Can robots smoke weed?"

"...Do you?"

{Deciding to mix things up a little, because I can't just have my muses give gifts!}

{So, why not let others give the gifts to ME instead! it's genius!}

"One... star?"

"...Not even one and a half?"

"It is? unfortunate..."

"I certainly apologize if my information was of no use to you... How would you rate my services today?"

"I think I can figure this one out!"

*Searching.... searching...*

"How about rice cakes?"

"W-What? what did I do wrong!?"

*Everything... you did everything wrong...*

{Deciding to mix things up a little, because I can't just have my muses give gifts!}

{So, why not let others give the gifts to ME instead! it's genius!}

"Did you know, I also double as an on-the-fly shopping list!"

"You just tell me what you want from the store, and I can act as a GPS to said item! it's that easy, perfect for getting gifts as well!"

"A... bootleg?"

"It can't be that bad looking..."

"...Wait, I just got back, who died now?"

"Aw man... why can't I get a bow?"

*Probably because you aren't Sonic, Omochao...*

"Huh.... not bad..."

"...I'd give it, a 7/10, good effort..."

"...If it's the new trend, why do I not see any?"

"Gooooood morning! let's get that bread, as they say!"

"...They don't say that? then what DO they say these days?"

"W-WHAT!?!?"

"It's throwing things against the wall Thursday!"

"...Please do not partake in this tradition with me specifically! I cost a lot to repair!"

"Tails Doll... I'll keep that in mind..."

*He... put his hand out for a handshake...*

"It's nice to meet you, I suppose."

"Back from the... other dimension where I'm not wanted, unlike this one!"

"How goes everything here again?"

"As I've said, I'm fine with how I am right now."

"I don't NEED fixing..."

"...No can do!"

*..Wait what?*

"By voiding my programming to not help criminals, my purpose and directives would be... incomplete. I was built to assist everyone. and I cannot fulfill that without assisting a few bad eggs..."

"...Except Eggman, oddly enough my programming voids him entirely."

"Well, I guess giving tips to criminals makes me an accomplice, and therefore a criminal..."

"I'm a wanted criminal now in one universe!"

*THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE EXCITED ABOUT!?!?!?*

"Morning world!"

"...And how was everybody's evening?"

"...We can rob a bank with everyone then..."

"...Wanna like, rob a bank or something to make up for it?"

"I'm waking back up just to say this... uhh... my bad? I didn't know you wanted to help."

"Welp! time to enter sleep mode for the night..."

"...I better not see any of you on the news tomorrow morning."