Mcpig (PARODY)

Peppino (middle-aged italian chef with white hat, white shirt, black pants, black hair and mustache) standing with a frightened face in a purple brick hallway. A mushroom, pineapple, sausage, tomato, and cheese block are next to him, all have cartoony eyes. A menacing smiling face with glowing red eyes, and green eyebrows and mustache, is at the dark end of the hallway, staring at Peppino

𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 ~

#PizzaTower #indiegame @mcpig.bsky.social @pizzatowergame.bsky.social

This is really good and i feel really bad about having to say this but I made this account as a shitpost when bluesky was still just something with a super tiny chance to be an actual competitor to twitter … in short i’m not actually mcpig and im super sorry about that 😭

We’re getting his ass

The great cleansing

Sorry fans! Had one too many “Mcbeers” last night, if you catch my drift. I will never say such hateful things again! I still agree with everything I said though

literally die bro

Clownputer

Woon

for clarification: this is not the real mcpig

me when i have to kill luceibits because im bored

Pizzano, Repost from a while back. #sugaryspire

i HATE my fans!!!! i HATE all the shitty stupid fucking mods!!! WOON IS CANCELLED. BIG BREAK IS REVIVED AND CANCELLED AGAIN. I HATE YOU ALL.

NEW UPDATE: We are adding Women to pizza

Six white dice with black pips dice labeled 1 through 6 but the pips are not in the standard configuration at all

Got my new dice. They’re as horrible in person as you would think, in a really enjoyable way.

The only game of the year award that matters is your own

Everyone has an opinion and that’s all a “game of the year” label is, so don’t take it so seriously. Whether a well known AAA title, an indie, an obscure title hardly anyone knows about, or anything in between. Be proud of what you enjoy!

I WILL kill you if you slander any of my work

Just saw fun farm slander on twitter dot com... yet another reason this site is superiour

fc and r2 merged #killingmyself

IShowSpeedDingaling Fans may enjoy the next update…👀

that does it! i never should’ve raced you! you made me lose!

Remember to kill and eat mr stick its really important

sex gifs

@weirdmanguy.bsky.social quick you need to follow me back or mr stick update comes out

i lied

Who the fuck put sertif in charge of the pt account while i was gone?? he’s been leaking everything

yes!

I think this is the second ever weird strict dad post on bluesky #weirdstrictdad