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Angel’s trip 🙄 she is a snooze to me

When she joins them at the reunion, she comes out swinging. Hilarious. I literally screamed at what she says to Wendy

I know! It’s a bummer. I keep a separate account for a reason! I love everyone’s naughty posts but have to be ready lol

I’m waiting for my Dad to get back from the restroom, getting antsy, my extremely religious Mom says, “the good thing about your dad is that he’s quick and the bad thing about your dad is that he’s quick” 🙈

Double lunch. Love it

The sundae might be melty but I’m omw lol

A nice walk in the forest preserve was just what the doctor ordered

Now, who needs stuff from Costco?

Even when someone deserves it I feel bad for the rest of my life

He freaked out, I had no idea what was happening. It was quite farcical for a minute before I was like “oh I just watered that plant and the drip tray is overflowing”

It’s like when I overflowed one of my plants at the same moment my husband drilled into the adjacent wall. For a brief moment something has gone massively awry

I was super addicted to TJ’s frozen Mac and cheese until I realized I was eating 2 servings 😆

Now we have Markwayne Mullin 😩

I am currently reading The Correspondent by Virginia Evans and it keeps getting more lovely by the page (and I keep needing a break for a little cry)

Has anyone else read it? What else are we reading? This book was on my holds list for months so let me know what I need to request next

#booksky

It just dawned on me that my husband, my good ex and I are all on my brothers mobile plan. Talk about an ally hahaha

She is still scared to jump but is willing to do stairs again so that is a huge relief. I wasn’t ready to be that buff!

You get it! And he is not one bit repentant

I will sleep with one eye open!

Anything! NYF, cheese, even chocolate! But plain! Ew

Also Parmesan and pepper sounds really good to me

It’s just not right. A little butter. A lot of salt. Heaven

a woman in an orange dress is praying for god to deliver her father god in heaven Alt: a woman in an orange dress is praying for god to deliver her father god in heaven

My husband eats popcorn without any butter or salt. Air-popped plain-ass popcorn

I am very thankfully not an actual employee and don’t really care. And the actual boss seems to love me so 🤷‍♂️

I probably should have added myself but preferred to not investigate why I was being forwarded confusing emails 🤣

Boss-ish: @Jonathan progress report?

Me: on what?

Me a minute later: Oh, I see. Just read everything from before I was added

💀

I was just added to a slack channel which is basically two weeks of people wondering why the hell I am not doing the things they asked me to do in that slack channel 🤣

I developed a love for chocolate biscuit cake, which is a bit of a cheat, but it does have biscuits!

I love it! Mari develops a dramatic limp when she thinks it’s too cold for a walk

She thinks you probably could come watch a movie and cuddle