Jonathan Zoia

My Grandma apparently told my Grandpa around this time, “if you have any problems you need to get over them now, because that is a gay kid”

It almost as if you know my father 😆

Oh yeah! She is super involved there to this day. A lot of her charitable work etc. My project got slightly off target, I remember talking a lot about her wigs 🤣

I just remembered that when I was in second grade I had to choose a state to research and present

I chose TN so that I could do a Dolly Parton theme and that is when everyone except my parents knew

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I will wear him as a stole

I am officially “they have a nice bathroom, I’m gonna go just in case” years old

They seem to practice judge lest someone feels remotely good about themselves

My husband suggests I wear my weighted vest 😆

The softening around my middle doesn’t help but I am still uncomfortable with no shirts and even wearing shorts

And they really do go hard with the mind games

I would love that. I was raised Apostolic Pentecostal 😱

Because of my religious upbringing, which I have shaken off in most ways, I don’t often take my shirt off

But my little outfit for tonight doesn’t involve a shirt and as I started getting ready I realized in horror that I have giant bruises from cupping all over my back

So that’s super cute

They are quick and light and have some fun details but it’s a rare case that I would say the show is better in almost every way

When I see recurring charges in the books I am working on I want to scream. Like what value can she possibly add. Boz has her number and I love it

I am manifesting her out of my life. Don’t want her on my tv. Don’t want to see her charges on my clients books

I will say driving in CA is insane with the traffic but more fun with the scenery

I just sent him a link to my alt and said “look what I have to offer” 🤣 Kidding, obviously, although I have a fair bit to offer 🤣

These are so cool! You must like driving. My dream cars are all cozy for me to be miss Daisy back in the back

That would be super cool! And then you would know how to care for it too.

Definitely. It caused our break up. And his subsequent divorce. Just too much

In the joke, I suppose so! In fact, that is not my primary skill 🤣

Thankfully it landed super well, but yeah, my mouth sometimes

My ex had a sailboat and it was lovely, although not exactly relaxing to be on, and it took up every last extra cent he has

Husband: that horrible house we saw on Greenview sold for $850k!

Me: That will be a nice comp

Him: but there wasn’t a single nice room!

Me: well we want them to do well!

Him: no! We hate them

😆

Feel better! Hope they gave you some good stuff to help

I started watching the video and was like oh maybe our chat has given him some thoughts could be interesting

Two minutes in the ranting about me began, well more so about my relationship, and my mind was blown

He is allowed have feelings about the fact that I have had boyfriends and fwbs and if he wants to do the open relationship discourse, no problem. But the name calling was a bit much.

Why do you have this picture of my face when I saw that video? Ha

Thankfully not a close friend so the friendship won’t be much of a loss. But definitely weirded me out

Yeah. I probably shouldn’t have posted about it. But I am kind of trying to wrap my head around it

I think me telling him I have kind of been dating someone really upset him

He posted it in the middle of the night so it’s like he was stewing on it since I saw him. So one part of me is tempted to see it as using me for content but it was such a rant that I doubt it landed well with his followers. I don’t even have TikTok so I don’t know if it’s happened before. Oh well