Gabe Utseks

"larb?" 😭

Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.

forever dying at your responses

it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying

[wearing my sickos t shirt whilst smiling so wide im like Jack Nicholsons Joker] oh wow, that sounds sooooo bad

Oh my god. Cheeky, how could you?

Read this initially as PEPPERONI BARK STOUT. The classic taste of the pepperoni tree.

Alex Horne’s 24-Hour LIVE Endurance Challenge for Stand Up To Cancer! YouTube video by Channel 4 Entertainment

Oh hello! Alex Horne's challenge will be streamed (hooray!)

www.youtube.com/live/Xnz6os7...

This is my favourite new series. Mark's gotta let him try his sax... surely he'll knock that one out the park 🤔

“When participants used ChatGPT to draft essays, brain scans revealed a 47% drop in neural connectivity across regions associated with memory, language, & critical reasoning.

Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪

omgggggg fabulous. I wish lego sets weren't so expensive, I'd LOVE to make one.

am I to believe that Alex plans to be spread-angle and looking down the barrel of a speculum next thursday?

NHS England » Report of the independent ADHD Taskforce: Part 1 April 2025

An independent taskforce *just* did a huge review of ADHD in England, and the conclusion was that it's "under-recognised, under-diagnosed and under-treated."
www.england.nhs.uk/long-read/re...

Wes Streeting really is a horrible little cunt, isn't he?

Kellyequinery: an empty stable

if I didn't know about this and lived in NY I'd scream at the sight

*thunk thunk thunk*

Pingu going NOOT NOOT down a hole in the ice. Just like Alex playing the trumpet.

Joanne will never run out of money because people keep buying her stuff, and so this will keep happening. SLAPP after SLAPP until trans people are completely drummed out of public existence and nobody will do a thing about it

slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what

Photo of Romesh Ranganathan and Ivo Graham holding volume 1 of my Taskmaster titles colouring book! Romesh is in a grey hoodie and dark (denim?) jacket, whilst Ivo is in a christmassy style black Frightened Rabbit band jumper

Were SO close to making target on the Taskmaster colouering books now, but with just over 2 days to go. If you've been holding off on treating yourself or a loved one, please act soon to avoid disappointment and self-flaggelation!