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I sit at home watching panel shows and foam at the mouth | UK | 30s

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please give generously and/or share Will’s donation page: fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/william...

16.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, there's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza a hole.

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That's great! When it comes to leaking water carriers, you really are the best of the bunch. Whether it's carrying some water and letting some of it drip out, or just having a bucket that leaks, t

15.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A warning sign reading "danger not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time youre dying"

A warning sign reading "danger not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time youre dying"

Roses are red,
These times are quite trying

14.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1896    πŸ” 621    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 13
As for humans, Persona hopes to build identity profiles for each person using the hundreds of activities they do online over time, like ordering food or scrolling social media, so Persona can more quickly verify they’re human. Song said these profiles would be tamper resistant and reusable so that they can be submitted on any site during the verification process, which he thinks people will want to use despite the obvious privacy tradeoffs.

β€œToday you're disclosing more and more about yourself. You're just giving up so much information,” Song said. β€œOur dream is this idea of a self-sovereign, personally-owned portable identity.”

https://www.forbes.com/sites/rashishrivastava/2025/04/30/ai-is-making-the-internets-bot-problem-worse-this-2-billion-startup-is-on-the-front-lines/

As for humans, Persona hopes to build identity profiles for each person using the hundreds of activities they do online over time, like ordering food or scrolling social media, so Persona can more quickly verify they’re human. Song said these profiles would be tamper resistant and reusable so that they can be submitted on any site during the verification process, which he thinks people will want to use despite the obvious privacy tradeoffs. β€œToday you're disclosing more and more about yourself. You're just giving up so much information,” Song said. β€œOur dream is this idea of a self-sovereign, personally-owned portable identity.” https://www.forbes.com/sites/rashishrivastava/2025/04/30/ai-is-making-the-internets-bot-problem-worse-this-2-billion-startup-is-on-the-front-lines/

This is who you are sending your data to when you use age verification with Discord or VRChat.

Because they aren’t using it for age, they legitimately want to track you everywhere, everyday and learn what you are doing.

Fall out of favor? They know everything to make your life hell.

13.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 410    πŸ” 315    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 17
Notice reading: "Important: If you're located in the UK, you may be part of an experiment where your information will be processed by an age-assurance vendor, Persona. The information you submit will be temporarily stored for up to 7 days, then deleted. For ID document verification, all details are blurred except your photo and date of birth, so only what's truly needed for age verification is used."

Notice reading: "Important: If you're located in the UK, you may be part of an experiment where your information will be processed by an age-assurance vendor, Persona. The information you submit will be temporarily stored for up to 7 days, then deleted. For ID document verification, all details are blurred except your photo and date of birth, so only what's truly needed for age verification is used."

Discord advises UK users that they "may be part of an experiment" where instead of their age verification data never leaving their phone, it will now actually leave their phone
www.eurogamer.net/discord-advi...

14.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2465    πŸ” 1430    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 244

Aw, I thought the winter olympics started today. Boo.

02.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you wouldn't believe how hard it is to recreate the nightmarish massive clumps of brambles and nettles that EVERYONE here knows well... on a video game where ofc 99.9% of the modders are north american sob

02.02.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what kind of mental illness do you have? I have the adds over a hundred grass mods to planet zoo at 5am kind (:

02.02.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screencap of a promo video for Taskmaster Iceland by Iceland Today, where the interviewer is asking TI's set designer, "What's the definition of the Taskmaster look, or aesthetic?" In the background is the living room of the TI house, which happens to belong to said designer's mother.

Screencap of a promo video for Taskmaster Iceland by Iceland Today, where the interviewer is asking TI's set designer, "What's the definition of the Taskmaster look, or aesthetic?" In the background is the living room of the TI house, which happens to belong to said designer's mother.

A screencap of an episode of Taskmaster showing just Greg and Alex on their thrones and the VT screen behind them. On screen is an image of a prize task, which is a painting of Captain America wearing just his mask, high heels and some kind of garters, jerking off into the mouth of a kneeling naked Wolverine, who is also jorking it. Alex and Greg are mid laugh.

A screencap of an episode of Taskmaster showing just Greg and Alex on their thrones and the VT screen behind them. On screen is an image of a prize task, which is a painting of Captain America wearing just his mask, high heels and some kind of garters, jerking off into the mouth of a kneeling naked Wolverine, who is also jorking it. Alex and Greg are mid laugh.

Looking forward to Taskmaster Iceland πŸ‘

31.01.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember it Frodo.... the feel of it on my face.....

27.01.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

27.01.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10245    πŸ” 2946    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 72

perfect

24.01.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on your foot or like emblazoned across the ass

24.01.2026 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#TaskmasterNewYork #TaskmasterUK Introducing Greg's Lil Slut!

24.01.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
Alex Horne during the final Live US Taskmaster show in 2026, bent over at the waist, trouserless, revealing to the audience that he's wearing a pair of bright red short-shorts with the word GREG'S LIL' SLUT on them.

Alex Horne during the final Live US Taskmaster show in 2026, bent over at the waist, trouserless, revealing to the audience that he's wearing a pair of bright red short-shorts with the word GREG'S LIL' SLUT on them.

I think at this point there we should give him his own ao3 account. he's earned it

24.01.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Alex Horne and Greg Davies on stage at the US live tour of Taskmaster. Both are in their trademark black suits. Alex is standing still, talking into his mic and semi-blocked by Greg. Greg is flinging his arms up in the air and one leg straight out. Giving that trademark razzle dazzle.

Alex Horne and Greg Davies on stage at the US live tour of Taskmaster. Both are in their trademark black suits. Alex is standing still, talking into his mic and semi-blocked by Greg. Greg is flinging his arms up in the air and one leg straight out. Giving that trademark razzle dazzle.

give em the ol' razzle dazzle ✨

23.01.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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is that the neck hole?

18.01.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the way this hits even harder after that damned new a/b/o fic in the tag 😭

17.01.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if they managed it, they'd immediately destroy it. Can't have that.

17.01.2026 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How are they for real... how does Alex deal with old man Gregory stooping to murmur in his ear to make sure he hears him..... insane

17.01.2026 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe they recreated (by accident??? I assume??????) the is-he-whispering-or-kissing-his-head photo from one of the NYC trips 😭😭

17.01.2026 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No sense in punishing the fans who live there.

17.01.2026 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if virgin media invented a wifi that works.

17.01.2026 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great night for my internet to totally crap out.

17.01.2026 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when a cartoon just gives me the creeps it's usually A Sign

15.01.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hadn't heard this but absolutely zero surprise

15.01.2026 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is nice but I feel they’ve missed a trick by not including a cord in her back that you can pull to make her say β€œTwisted flax please, Victoria”

13.01.2026 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 334    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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10.01.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 676    πŸ” 597    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 32

time to pivot back to trying to ban VPNs rather than banning the actual cp generator...

07.01.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How long is your banana?

07.01.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0