Simon Hendy

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We have the Avonmouth sirens, for incidents involving "dangerous substances". 3pm on the 3rd.

Apparently they do get charged.

Why are none of these military operations ever called something like "Operation Fluffy Unicorn"?

If I knew that, I would travel the world selling my skills as a coach!

Cracking album!

My scorecard. 6 ends of 50 or morr, including 4 consecutive, and I still can't get to 500.

Shot distribution. 3 in the black FFS, and only 5 in the blue.

Arrows scoring 8 8 9 10 10 and X, for a score of 55. There's not a lot of room in the 10 ring, so 3 so close together is pretty satisfying.

Frustratingly, #Project500 continues - in the main, I probably shot as well as I ever have, but 3 in the black meant I "only" scored 490.
#archery

I have a new manager - he started a couple of weeks ago, working remotely from abroad until he relocates back to the UK this month.
He's in Dubai...
And I don't have contact details for him yet, other than work email - which may not be his priority over this weekend

YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park

Spring is here! Oh, spring is here. Life is skittles and life is beer. I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring. I do! Don’t you? Course you do!

A colleague was at a work event in London last week, and felt a bit ill before heading home.
Fortunately, what turned out to be norovirus didn't properly kick in until he got home - in Glasgow 😬

1.9% ?!

YouTube video by stancoftest Absolutely - Calum Gilhooley (Booking a Flight)

Callum Gilhooley books a flight and reinvents the phonetic alphabet (About once a week I wang on about how this is one of the greatest, most brilliantly-written sketches ever, and deserves to be hailed alongside Four Candles and Andrew Preview)
youtu.be/G1ZMN1hBBqM?...

Ah, the good old days of OHBC.
Is it available on die-vee-die?

Didn't one production company want to work with "the women from Absolutely", not realising it was one person?

Absolutely • Dressage (without the Horses)

At least it doesn't get pushed at you, you see what you've chosen to see.

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She must have been there at the same time as me, albeit 10 years younger.

That's the one!
It's on the b-side of the 12" of Pharaoh - one record I kept hold of.

black sky thinking

I've always been impressed with her, even more so considering she's come to it without a background of playing the game.

Can't Win is awesome, the live version is one of *the* best solos.
Saw him live on that tour, in a school theatre of all places, Christ he played that one loud.

Remember to look out for illegal "cut & shut" posts, where two bits of different posts are welded togethDorset until the late 40s, where he married a cellist from Bratislava, and died of pneumonia.

Dear Mr Kirkdale bookshop keeper, It's me, the boy who asked to put the "One Piece" book on hold. How's your day been so far? Well for me, I'm getting thro teeth out at the dentist, not because their rotten but because I need to braces (I cind of scared). Due to the above, I will not be able to buy the book so please, please, please can you keep the book for one more day. From the boy, Jacob is my name. p.s. plase, please, please rec.

Imagine being like this. Maybe we actually were all once like this. Be more like this guy!

This is why vampires shouldn’t fall asleep on park benches and lose track of the time.

If you have any public Amazon wish lists, this is pretty urgent. I just checked my Amazon dot co dot UK lists and the deadline for UK is March 25, not February.

Red button option to watch any episode of Ghosts through Mike's eyes. Occasional tappings and flickerings in an otherwise quiet house

Also, butter was SO SPREADABLE today. Major shifts happening

Cynthia Allbritton, a woman with white shoulder-length hair, poses happily next to a glass case containing white plaster phalluses

It’s the 58th anniversary today of Cynthia Allbritton and her friends Dianne and Marilyn ‘meeting’ Jimi Hendrix after they went to his show at the Chicago Opera House, followed his limo to the Conrad Hilton, and suggested taking a plaster cast of him. Well, part of him... 🧵

Of course 🤦