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My thoughts and feelings. Don't bother responding. I'm not looking for engagement. And I'm too old to give a s**t about anyone else's opinions. Zero tolerance for scum.

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I used to wear one every year until it got hijacked. Cannot ever see me going back. And the flag bearing lampposts nearby are now sprouting poppies just to confirm it.

01.11.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely read Star Stormers because I had read Trillions by Nicholas Fisk before that. And thatโ€™s all I remember about them.

31.10.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s a good gesture by him. Iโ€™ve been very critical of some of his โ€˜expertiseโ€™ recently. Heโ€™s on the record as getting some major things bang wrong, but fair play on this.

31.10.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s the only day of the year I can relate re taking off makeup! Happy Halloween ๐Ÿ‘ป

31.10.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Had a few round at our house but the rain seems to have put loads off.

31.10.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Natasha wearing a witchโ€™s hat and Halloween makeup and a tshirt that reads โ€˜WOKE AS F-โ€˜

Natasha wearing a witchโ€™s hat and Halloween makeup and a tshirt that reads โ€˜WOKE AS F-โ€˜

The genius of my Halloween costume this year is that it will only scare you if youโ€™re a total bellendโ€ฆ

31.10.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
At top, a black and white chart labeled "Normal Distribution," showing a curved line that starts low at the left, curves up and peaks in the middle, and returns to the same low position on the right.

At bottom, a black and white chart labeled "Paranormal Distribution," showing the curved line transformed into a typical ghost (a floating white sheet draped over an upright body) with two dark dots for eyes.

At top, a black and white chart labeled "Normal Distribution," showing a curved line that starts low at the left, curves up and peaks in the middle, and returns to the same low position on the right. At bottom, a black and white chart labeled "Paranormal Distribution," showing the curved line transformed into a typical ghost (a floating white sheet draped over an upright body) with two dark dots for eyes.

Hereโ€™s something really graphic for Halloween:

31.10.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 754    ๐Ÿ” 224    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Fucker will be off to Russia or the Middle East to avoid jail soon.

31.10.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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31.10.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and

30.10.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I've just started up my bluesky account again and I'm having trouble finding you all again. Would appreciate a re post. Thanks!

27.10.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh mate, let it go. DC has gone. If anyone wants to see something truly tragic. Go onto Owlsonlone and look for any post by a strange chap called Andyben, he's still crywanking over Chansiri leaving. Knobhead. #swfc

28.10.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Migraine, diabetes sugar crash, asthma and nasal polyp breathing issues. Daily health issues are fun. If I was a racehorse I would have a blue tent around me!

28.10.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, after watching these stories, they look fucking horrific. The DVD versions will be staying as the default versions on my media server. What a fuck up. Shocked after so much care and attention is normally given to these sets.

27.10.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A prominent poster on Owlsonline is a such a Chansiri fanboi (he denies it, but its obvious from every post) is having a proper, dummy out strop with every post now. Its hilarious.

26.10.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's still crying! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Fuck off you wanker. #swfc

26.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not sure that any Wednesday fan needs to pay any heed to this bloody attention seeker again. Ignore him. Trust the admin team. Remember Maguire has been banging on for week about how the administrator will be taking fees out of the club. This has now been proven to be false.

26.10.2025 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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League One and Two owner investment to be restricted from 2025-26 season League One and Two clubs will be restricted in the amount of investment from owners that can spend on player wages and transfer fees from the 2025-26 season.

But typically for us, from next season the amount an owner can inject will be limited.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

25.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
EFL Statement: Changes to financial controls in Leagues One and Two approved The Official home of the English Football League

Pretty much yes within the frameworks of whatever division we are in (no PSR in League One, its SCMP), there may by a business plan, but as long as the new owner sticks to it there will be no issues.
www.efl.com/news/2024/de...

25.10.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So a new owner will be allowed to get players in on free transfers, but no players or loans that involve a fee until summer 2027.

25.10.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We will be able to sign new players on free transfers, just no players or loans for a fee until summer 2027.

25.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are getting embargoes and fee restrictions mixed up. The embargoes will be lifted when a new owner has satisfied the criteria that caused them, ie paid the bills and proved funding. The fee restrictions will remain in place with a new owner no matter what.

25.10.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Beautiful.
Plaid Cymru battered them.

25.10.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 350    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Do hope that reboot video ends up on YouTube. #swfc

25.10.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sadly, some of those players would and will struggle in League One. #swfc

25.10.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should have had a point there. Too many shot straight at the keeper. #swfc

25.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mr Blue Sky by ELO Choon

25.10.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alive by Pearl Jam now

25.10.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DJ absolutely on point today. Stayin Alive. Happy. #swfc

25.10.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh well. #swfc

25.10.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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