Adam Sacks

If you were trying to invent a fake opposition party to give people the illusion of choice, you couldn’t do better than establishment Democrats.

Honestly it was pretty cool of Cuomo to let us embarrass him twice in six months.

My cartoon in this week’s issue of The New Yorker

“There IS a spoon and liberals ignore it at their peril” - Ezra Klein in The Matrix.

If Raiders of the Lost Ark came out today it would be viewed as political and divisive. Well anyway, One Battle After Another is really great.

Bill allowing 9/11 families to sue Saudi Arabia vetoed by Obama President Obama has vetoed a bill that would have allowed the families of 9/11 victims to sue the government of Saudi Arabia.

Obama vetoed a bill that would have allowed 9/11 families to sue Saudi Arabia, but Pete found a loophole. www.pbs.org/newshour/amp...

Unless Davidson’s team really sucks at negotiation, we can confidently say the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards justice. tdhj.org/blog/post/9-....

Did Saudi Arabia spend more money to get Pete Davidson to do stand-up or to kill Pete Davidson’s father?

Saw a stranger post online about how much they love a show I think is pretty bad, and I really let them have it*

*Their own opinion. Some people have bad taste, and you can just quietly feel superior to them.

People write about Trump the way they write about AI, projecting intellect and intentionality onto something that is just stringing words together.

Did you take the classic photo posing with him both in costume?

Was this your first time having a stunt double?

If you’re pregnant and taking medical advice from Trump, your child has a lot more to worry about than autism.

I still think about the family in this article by @ashleyrparker.bsky.social from 2011. The parents believed the rapture was coming and spent all their money getting the word out while their children could do nothing but watch. I wish someone would follow up on them. www.nytimes.com/2011/05/20/u...

The only upside to this one is that I can actually do something since like a normal person I don’t have Paramount+

Taking Kimmel off the air because he displeased the President is about as clear cut as fascism gets. Bad, bad, very bad. But to do it right after the Emmys when it will be least helpful for Jimmy to win one next year? Cold blooded.

Me: Gets on the subway

My phone: Ahh, where are we? Are you lost and dying? Should I connect to a satellite to save us?

Subway pulls into station

My phone: Here’s a text from Maybe Jon Ossoff that came in a minute ago

Subway leaves station

My phone: TAP THIS BUTTON AND I’LL CALL US A MEDIVAC!

When people I agree with do something, it is okay. When people I disagree with do the same thing it is not okay. This is not a double standard, it’s a single standard: Do I agree with you? Be someone I agree with and you’ll find me to be very fair.

My cartoon in this week’s issue of The New Yorker

Alien: Earth asks really interesting philosophical questions like what if there were other types of aliens that also killed real good?

Weird that you didn’t mention the time you voiced an alien that got [redacted] to death

I can’t stress how much I hate websites like Bored Panda. They need people’s work to make money but won’t pay money for people’s work.

Supper at Emmaus by Caravaggio 1601

To anyone working for the Eric Adams campaign, please let it be known that I will quietly accept any and all cash payments. I won’t vote for the guy, but I will take his money.

Having a 5 year-old boy and a 3 year-old boy is a great way to understand the world. Every conflict in history has happened in miniature in my living room over a Tonka truck.

I knew I shoulda taken dat left toyrn at Alqualondë

Much thanks to tolkeingateway dot net, I couldn’t have done it without you

Someone needs to make a horror movie that’s a metaphor for not wanting to get killed

So THAT’S why he wrapped the Reichstag!

We’re raising a generation of weaklings who think horror movies are a meditation on grief!

“Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree!” - American news covering the forest