Gaknar gaknar - Bluesky Statics

@jasonkirk.fyi Any predictions?

02.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would disown my children and their children for the next ten generations if they did that stupid chant in front of me.

01.03.2026 19:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Kansas

01.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I know someone that thought they saw Rhode Island Bigfoot

01.03.2026 16:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've got something on here that hides and labels Twotter screenshot, so at least I have the option to ignore them.

01.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Slowpoke showing his butthole

Um...

01.03.2026 16:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eight TV series to get to know me

1. Babylon 5
2. DS9
3. Andor
4. What We Do In The Shadows
5. Letterkenny
6. Archer
7. Futurama
8. Loki

28.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I can imagine General Dravin stomping around saying "Andor better be dead, or else I'll kill him!"

28.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They probably would have had to abandon Yavin anyway having announced themselves to the Empire by stealing the plans in the first place. Having so many critical assets on one planet with a planet killer wandering around wouldn't have been smart.

28.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@darth is going to have such a hangover when he wakes up

28.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zues: Sup

27.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm just a simple solitary carpenter bee lawyer, not familiar with your heirerchical hive mind society ways.

27.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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27.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is my understanding

27.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

a man in a superhero costume is standing in a hallway next to a chair . Alt: Captain America sits in a chair to explain British politics

27.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Play Shuffalo: Thursday, February 26, 2026 Can you make a longer word with each new letter?

Shuffalo, 8m 28s

🟡🟡🟡🟡
🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡
🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡
🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡
🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-...

26.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something tells me no. Was the Comics Code Authority formally age restricted or just implied?

26.02.2026 13:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Alexander the Great!

25.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They should make a movie exploring this theme

25.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ask yourself how you would explain this to a judge.

25.02.2026 12:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@briancgrubb.bsky.social It's not a heist but this still feels like your brand

25.02.2026 12:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love hair metal, but for some reason, Queensryche never hit with me. Something about the sound is just off. Of course, I like Poison, so maybe I'm just dumb.

25.02.2026 12:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0