Dante

CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From Clay Bennett)

I can’t get into Pokemon card hunting again but I’d love to open a box of prismatic evolution

If I could find one LOL

prepare for carbonated trouble

Soccer stadium, large fabric flag of Mae Borowski from Night In The Woods, holding an axe and wearing team colors. There is text in the Night In The Woods title font on the right and left. It reads "From Stonewall a brick and Portland an Axe, Respect our pride or expect our wrath." It's cool

I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

Please buy books and read them. It will matter moving forward.

We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house.

We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Map of the Gulf of Mexico. On the map it is renamed "GULF OF FRAGILE MASCULINITY".

Via @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social.

Super Sonic facing off from Perfect Chaos.

Open Your Heart (2021)
#art

a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf ALT: a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf

Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.

remember to brush your raichu

they accepted him

Dungeon Meshi
#lowpoly #dungeonmeshi #pixelart

It’s very peaceful here

Shiny pidgey in SoulSilver at 5196 encounters. Not a Sentret so starting over!

A cool thing about getting older is you hear from your skeleton a lot more

me: can you hold this paper on my fridge?

magnet: hell yeah easy

me: what about 2 papers

magnet: do i look like a fucking gorilla to you

Anyway some cat tax

Trying to be more active on Bluesky and phase out my Twitter account. Sad but needs to happen since I guess Musk wants to make Twitter a paid service apparently?

Possum. 100% possum

welcome to bluesky! every week we do a fun little thing called the bone tithe. its a fun and mandatory way of bringing the community together by constructing a bone monster out of parts of everyones skeletons

wife: *calling me* put syrup on the shopping list

me: ok

[one minute later]

wife: hello?

me: I can't read it now

If you’re over 30 you probably had a moment after 9/11 where you were like “freedom fries are as dumb as it gets, right??” and now here we are in 2023

your boss is not your friend. never help your boss

If anyone plays Pokémon Sleep here is my fc

*tips bike*

SECURITY GUARD: We need to talk

ME: About the skateboarding raccoon?

SECURITY GUARD: Yeah

ME: [picking up my raccoon] Okay, we can leav-

SECURITY GUARD: [tearing up] His kickflips were sick, dude

Awesome, thank you!