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PJ O’Leary

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Writer and satirist for The Duffel Blog. Avid traveler, writer, photo enthusiast, coffee junkie, scuba diver, and aging American classic. “Poetic, but a little messed up.” instagram.com/pjolearycomedy

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What if we have the Epstein files translated into Spanish? Will MAGA care then?

09.02.2026 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please don’t sully the Aristocrats with a Kid Rock association.

08.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kurt Cobain’s exhumed corpse and 40 harmonicas thrown from the top of the Washington Monument.

08.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kid Rock makes sense. A perfect icon for mediocre men in their 50s who never evolved personally or professionally beyond 1998.

That’s a significant percentage of the MAGA base.

08.02.2026 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes.

08.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remaining Guantanamo captives: “Okay, we’ll agree to stress positions if you take this horrible movie off the table.”

08.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The entire administration consists of caricatures and comic book villains.

08.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Barrack Obama is mentioned in the Epstein files as often as Darth Vader is mentioned in the entire Harry Potter book series.

07.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No. I’m sure there is plenty of DiGiorno frozen pizza and Olive Garden frozen entrees. And that’s as Italian as you get late night!

07.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“…which I won three times” is the greatest demonstration of weakness and insecurity of any modern president and any world leader.

He’s a weak and mediocre man.

07.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pritzker can diet. Trump is a scumbag.

Obesity involves zero hatred.

07.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Notice how, right or wrong, one side has one version of events that never changes. The other side always presents multiple, often diametrically different and/or conflicting explanations of events.

06.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can Karoline Leavitt show us which Lion King characters she thought the Obamas were representing?

06.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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06.02.2026 15:06 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Maybe we sounds all just smile more.

06.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The gaslighting response has already begun.

06.02.2026 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It was intentionally sad and funny in Silicon Valley.

06.02.2026 11:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Piggy can take pride in knowing he INSPIRED the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize.

04.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How the ever loving fucking does Bongino even show himself in public after his failed Deep State tour?

03.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Homicide isn’t a criminal charge. There wouldn’t be a statute of limitations.

03.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It hasn’t been ruled murder yet.

03.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They haven’t been charged with anything yet.

03.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They see it. They’re refusing to acknowledge it.

02.02.2026 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one serious quotes Jesse Watters for anything other than highlighting whatever silly thing Watters said this time.

01.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think they relied on the fact his vulgarity and lack of cough would end him. Howard Dean lost his presidential bid for yelling, “Yeeeeah!!!”

01.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think there are multiple levels. Russian Kompromat, Mossad, and run of the mill scumbag rich folk. I don’t it can be pinned down to one thing.

01.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No Never Trumpers. No Trumpers. No MAGAtrons. No GOP.

They are all enemies of America, of freedom, and of liberty.

30.01.2026 14:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, there’s zero evidence the administration wants to gerrymander voting districts, intimidate their politicians opponents, or allow ICE to grow unchecked and exercise thuggish tactics well outside the scope of their duties.

30.01.2026 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Epstein Files must be BRUTAL.

30.01.2026 02:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re SOOO close to the answer. Just take off the blinders.

29.01.2026 19:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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