Tea Party Crasher

not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot

29 long years have passed since I founded the emulation archive, Zophar's Domain, on 11.9.96. To this very day, the site still stands as a testament to an era that never actually disappeared but continues to live in the hearts of retrogamers all over the word. Emulation Forever!

orange cat squinting one eye

i’m not being kissed rn

Bro looks like dry roasted peanuts mascot

For the longest time my friends thought I was going on and on about my obsession with matching tile mahjong instead of traditional mahjong. One time a friend tried to relate by saying "oh I played that on neopets"

I'll take this as the final sign from the universe that I need to play Disco Elysium

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

the "omg you people can't do anything" phrase completely ruined the conversation about how debilitating ADHD is and how nobody takes disabilities and disorders seriously lmao.

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

Because of an onslaught of AI-generated research, specifically in the computer science (CS) section, arXiv is going to limit which papers can be published.

@mjgault.bsky.social has more:

In the eyes of the establishment, there’s literally nothing Mamdani can do to prove he’s not an antisemite, and literally nothing the openly fascist trump regime can do to prove they are, up to and including intentionally dressing like literal, historical Nazis

PaRappa the Rapper voice:

Doctor Zira? 🙉

#planetoftheapes

In social movement studies, we talk about how marches and protests expand the threshold of acceptable risk so that people take more and bigger social risks IN PUBLIC, EN MASSE. This is extremely important for the bourgeois white folks holding signs and building social rapport.

A government whose primary function is creating digital content for incels

Buddhist internet troll telling people kill your self

it’s so obvious they never really cared too much about soros other than using him as some shadowy cabal because elon musk openly influences other countries politics with his unlimited money in ways soros has only dreamed of lol

Vance downplays group chat messages: ‘Kids do stupid things, especially young boys.’ The vice president called the texts "edgy, offensive jokes."

last i checked these young republicans were like 25 years old. but this is a classic case of infantilization to diminish the significance of the offense. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

one response to this (correct) observation is to say “well, the cops will attack you no matter how you dress and behave.” that’s right. images of cops and ICE beating grandmas and kids in inflatable frog costumes is a win for the opposition.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

You should monetize this

I don't think you can ever purge your soul of the darkness that is deporting people pro bono

The only core American desire is to want to be a baby again

Billion dollar idea: gacha style plane tickets to Tokyo that are dirt cheap but you only have a 1.5% chance to win

really interesting to me that pete hegseth — who incidentally was accused of domestic abuse — is obsessed with war crimes