crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠

The marquee of the Vista Theater in beautiful Los Angeles, which is one of a small handful venues in the United States playing this movie in VistaVision. The sky is blue and our hearts are pure

Finally

Baseball last night, symphony tonight

A picture of the rosary I used to pray for during the second Dodgers Cincinnati game. It is from Ireland

I prayed for this. LITERALLY #dodgers #dodgerswin

Nodding emphatically in a meeting to make sure people know I understand (I don't)

Dodgers?

Just heard a normie white girl say "SLAY!" out loud at the office. We're doomed. I wish to return to the fields. It's harvest time. I should be scything something

Y'all hopping on the Benecio train just now? I loved this man back when he was weird and grotesque in Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. He also came into my video store all the time and lo how I PINED FOR HIM

Stop 👏🏽 taking 👏🏽 pictures 👏🏽 of 👏🏽the 👏🏽movie 👏🏽 screen 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🖕🏽

Never mind

Most home runs out of leadoff spot in a season:

2025 Shohei Ohtani: 51
2023 Ronald Acuña Jr.: 41
2023 Mookie Betts: 39
2019 George Springer: 39
2006 Alfonso Soriano: 39

The other guy might have started it but then he couldn’t finish it 😆

Stop it. Stoppppp

This was fucking fantastic

I can’t even be on the other app right now, too many mufos are ruining it

If you’re complaining about Conner O’Malley and AI you are showing your entire butt, buttcrack, and butthole about how you don’t understand the word “satire”

kersh's rack is something else

Ah yes, the celebratory Kershaw dad bod is out on display

cc: @valondar.bsky.social

a "Steal His Look" graphic for Wishbone the dog dressed as Sherlock Holmes

a "Steal His Look" graphic for Wishbone the dog dressed as Tom Sawyer

a "Steal His Look" graphic for Wishbone the dog dressed as Robin Hood

a "Steal His Look" graphic for Wishbone the dog dressed as Romeo

need a head start on picking out a Halloween costume? Wishbone has you covered

Just told two of my coworkers we should "go get flonked on margies." My brain is dying

David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”

It’s autumn

Solidarity signs are popping up in restaurants across Los Angeles. They're a simple but powerful way to say we know our rights and we've got each other's backs.

To download your own solidarity sign and for more free Know Your Rights resources, head to ilrc.me/protect

trying to get my coworkers to pay me every time they request document access from me. never stop hustling

Does anybody know if Billy Joel got raptured?

Expensive dumb but tasty smoothie from Erewhon

Having one of these with a fistful of Tylenol

Everyone on linkedin thinks they can blend creative storytelling with cutting edge technology big deal. Can you make a good saag paneer though? That's the real question

Air at the Hollywood Bowl

I did like the use of the word “honkeys” in that video

A really great follow here, I promise!