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Siggy Schnauzer

@siggyschnauzer.bsky.social

Asleep, either on the sofa or under a pub table 🍻 #SchnauzerGang #DogsOfBluesky

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a minion wearing overalls and goggles is jumping in the air with his arms outstretched Alt: a minion wearing overalls and goggles is jumping in the air with his arms outstretched
02.12.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesssss πŸ‘Š

02.12.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain and screaming . Alt: kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain and screaming .
01.12.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And somehow, Mum has the lyrics, "she was beautiful" running through her head! πŸ‘‚πŸͺ±

01.12.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww that was a trip down memory lane, pals!

Mum met him once - such a lovely man. He asked what her favourite thing was and BINGO! Quick as a flash, he sketched a cat πŸ˜€ but with a touch of humour - it was trying to hook a goldfish out of a bowl πŸ˜† She still has it *somewhere*...

01.12.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh Billy! Love it πŸ˜€ 😍

01.12.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spitting image, Hugo pal! He was very handsome too πŸ˜†

30.11.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pal, that's aarsome! If it weren't for the hint of pale yellow in the flowers in the foreground and the touch of green in the distance, this wintry scene could be black & white 😲 ❄️

πŸ’› πŸ’š πŸ–€ 🩢

πŸ‘ 🧑 πŸ‘ 🧑 πŸ‘

30.11.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Heather (the black and white cat) loves sitting on her blanket on the windowsill here, sun puddling πŸ‘ but it makes for a window that gets covered in nose prints preeeeety quickly πŸ€”

Oh yes pals, Xmas decs are up!

Heather (the black and white cat) loves sitting on her blanket on the windowsill here, sun puddling πŸ‘ but it makes for a window that gets covered in nose prints preeeeety quickly πŸ€” Oh yes pals, Xmas decs are up!

Mum says this is the dirtiest window in the house and she doesn't know why πŸ€” and it's mostly on the inside! Weird πŸ€”

#CatsOfBluesky

30.11.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They're all gone from my blocked list so great work CRT, thank you πŸ‘

30.11.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just searched for y*ri and it popped up! Sweeeeeet πŸ‘

30.11.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@bsky.app help!

We're under siege from the y*ri bots here, pals!

Thank goodness for this awesome block list but new ones are coming thick and fast πŸ₯±

bsky.app/profile/did:...

30.11.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you click the subscribe button, you can block them all at once

30.11.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a bot
bsky.app/profile/did:...

30.11.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh oh, blocking g as fast as I can, ta pal x

30.11.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Greeeeeat minds pal!

30.11.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So rag'n'bone man hasn't made it down under yet? Momb loves Calvin Harris too 😍

30.11.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Calvin Harris, Rag'n'Bone Man - Giant (Lyrics)
YouTube video by 7clouds Dance Calvin Harris, Rag'n'Bone Man - Giant (Lyrics)

Good song pal!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GXZe...

30.11.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still blown away!

(Hope you weren't! 😲)

30.11.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can your hoos even reach you????

Are they, like... Giant? Stand up on their shoulders? Tell 'em what you see?

(πŸ‘‚ πŸͺ± 🎡 🎢 πŸ˜€)

30.11.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow 😍 Do you have to stay inside when roos are in your garden, Tommy?

30.11.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WOAH
THERE
LIL
BUDDY!
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
DAWG
IS
GOING
ON
HERE?

You have magic levitation powers, Tommy??????

<beyond shocked>

Are you still up there pal? STUCK? 😲

30.11.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonzo pal, you sound like you're on a torkey rush! It'd be fabulous to watch all you torkey-powered mischief πŸ˜€ πŸ‘ πŸ‘Œ πŸ™ƒ

30.11.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww 😞

29.11.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just carry him around, occasionally squeak him :) whereas CamperVan never stops being squeaked πŸ˜„

28.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Magnificent explanations there, Hugo pal! Proper lols, pal, proper πŸ˜† 🀣

28.11.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
'Tis me, #SiggySchnauzer! Out of my 2 squeaky toys Fishy (yellow rubber, orange and blue stripes) and CamperVan (grey rubber), I chose Fishy 🐠 Again πŸ˜† Mum prefers Fishy cos CamperVan is ridiculously noisy and I LOVE THAT NOISE!

'Tis me, #SiggySchnauzer! Out of my 2 squeaky toys Fishy (yellow rubber, orange and blue stripes) and CamperVan (grey rubber), I chose Fishy 🐠 Again πŸ˜† Mum prefers Fishy cos CamperVan is ridiculously noisy and I LOVE THAT NOISE!

So Fishy 🐠 wins over CamperVan πŸ‘

28.11.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that 2 mice that are half zombies 😲 or 2 halves of zombie mice? Like, the top and the bottom?

She only found the bottom half - does that mean the top half is going round still slaying pigeons? Were they 2 different dead pigeons? πŸ’€πŸ˜±πŸ˜¨

In other news, we went a different way on my walk today!

28.11.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Worse - zombie mice! 😱

28.11.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
'Tis me, #SiggySchnauzer! I'm sitting in front of a BIIIIG green magic car park sign that says "12". Weird! How does it know how old I am??? Now I wish I'd found a magic car park every year, would be so easy to find photos in mum's camera roll!

'Tis me, #SiggySchnauzer! I'm sitting in front of a BIIIIG green magic car park sign that says "12". Weird! How does it know how old I am??? Now I wish I'd found a magic car park every year, would be so easy to find photos in mum's camera roll!

Weird. How did dis car park know how old I am???

#SchnauzerGang
#DogsOfBluesky
#ItsFriYAY

28.11.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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