Robert Orthman

As someone who routinely mocks permabullish clickbait oil forecasts, I want to be exceptionally clear:

Crude WILL go to $200/bbl, en route higher, unless traffic through the Strait resumes.

Not clickbait, but rather brutal physics and necessary economic incentives.

And there it is

Spoken like a guy who has never sacrificed anything and has only known privilege his entire life. A generational disgrace that our fellow Americans ever elected this guy.

I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.

Any team in any sport that goes to the White House at this point is choosing to partake in these ridiculous displays and is open to the criticism that rightly comes with it

One “great” thing about him is he really just has constant word vomit that makes him accidentally tell the truth even though he’s a congenital liar

GOOD.

Primary the hell out of all the collaborators.

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

back in MY day OUR illegal Middle East war had FOUR WEEKS of in-country assault planned out before Republican leadership expected democracy to magically happen

Large dashing muscular men with tears in their eyes saying “thank you, sir, for launching a barrage of missiles to protect me here in Palm Beach, sir, thank you.”

Oh

Schumer needs to go

I don’t recall electing Netanyahu to lead the United States government

The same people lost their minds when Michelle Obama planted some cucumbers

Of course. No one wanted this war. They wanted food and health care and energy prices to go down. Now all those things will cost more.

It's a war of folly by a doddering old man who likes when things blow up and needs to distract us from the child sex ring he's connected to.

These guys were selling t-shirts until they needed a war to cover up the intentional damage they did to the economy and the president's involvement in a pedophilia scandal.

So we just live in a Black Mirror episode now huh

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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Grift is always a major, if not primary, factor in anything the Trump family does

I will never ever ever understand how millions of Americans lived through four years of this madness and decided they wanted four more

But I did get a fundraising email this week

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

In two years all these people clamoring for this war will act like they were always against it, including Donald Trump

No words can ever describe how massive the collective 2016 media’s failure of imagination was.

I re-read this at least once a year

Send their kids for a change.

who is going to liberate us from our dictator

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