Just saw a man put 8 eggs in his pocket in Kroger.
My concern wasn’t the fact that he was stealing…. It was “ now how tf you gon keep them from cracking in your pocket? ”
Just saw a man put 8 eggs in his pocket in Kroger.
My concern wasn’t the fact that he was stealing…. It was “ now how tf you gon keep them from cracking in your pocket? ”
Maaan I’m already know High Museum gon be LIT on Friday.
06.02.2025 18:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like this man entirely TOO MUCH
29.01.2025 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
O.
Ngl. He really lives up to his numbers. He is in heavy rotation in my house😭
28.01.2025 03:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I will NEVER stop celebrating idgaf what them rat bastards do to the calendar
27.01.2025 03:29 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0No lol GLUE
27.01.2025 03:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Trumps issue with Colombia will raise the prices of the following
-cocaine
-utility bills
-Coffee
-gas
FILL UP NOW
I used to fuck up paste. I can still taste it damn near
27.01.2025 03:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I hate a slow talkin mf.
STOP TALKING TO ME
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Extremely blessed
26.01.2025 17:58 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
We’re blessed in the city
We’re blessed in the field
✝️❣️
I can’t do this shit no more. Ain’t that much self love in the mf world
25.01.2025 22:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Costco and Aldi it is.
24.01.2025 21:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Starting another riot or something along the lines of assault
23.01.2025 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s hard being Eleanor and Tiahani at the same time
22.01.2025 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ain’t none of this shit real.
21.01.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This week has required me to entirely too grown
21.01.2025 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idk why I stopped getting waxes
21.01.2025 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I suck at entertaining multiple men😭😩 I be ready to mute everybody
21.01.2025 05:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Liking my pictures is not APPLYING PRESSURE
GET TF OUT MY FACE HEAUX
I really be in this bitch COOKIN
OKAY?
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21.01.2025 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And ANY creole person wanna battle in the kitchen is in for a RUDE AWAKENING
I’m the queen of a creamy seafood dish
I just made the best shrimp ponchatrain
20.01.2025 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you see this, post something orange
20.01.2025 03:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who else wears stripper heels on a regular occasion?
20.01.2025 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I knew I needed to work on my emotional reactions when I was ready to spit on a bitch for telling to not move her cart in the grocery store.
20.01.2025 00:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0