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My body is a temple. Unfortunately it's Temple, Texas.

YOU'LL TAKE THOSE IKEA SWEDISH MEATBALLS OUT OF MY DEAD COLD HANDS!

Kid Rock remains the human equivalent of an above-ground pool.

My doctor has me on iron pills and this led to me having an experience which makes me feel like I know what it would feel like to give birth out of my b-hole.

I should have mega-autism with all that foreskin they chopped off my dong.

I was given a recommendation to watch the documentary series Rise of the Nazis. Holy fuck, it does an amazing job demonstrating the truth of the phrase, “Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” #FDT #beerbellyputsch

Abbott orders Texas cities to remove rainbow crosswalks because 'political ideologies' don't belong on our streets, yet we allow those big, round, orange Trump shaped construction barrels at every roadwork site.

Warrior Ethos? More like warrior eat those, and those, and those.

If he wins the award, Donald Trump could become the first Nobel Peace Prize winner to have sent his military into cities in his own country to practice for war.

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

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Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated' The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives arrested 37 people in the raid.

If you are aware of the horrific and illegal things these federal brown shirts are doing in our own cities and still be proud of our Country, there is something wrong with you. Especially those of you who claim to follow the teachings of christ

My girlfriend just called me on my white slimline telephone with last number redial and told me that the actress who played Hyacinth Bucket passed away. I'll have to plan an evening of riparian entertainments in her honor.

YouTube video by martmane73 Seals and Crofts Diamond Girl

If you get sexually aroused by this song you may have been an adolescent during the prime El Paso Diablos years.

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A 95-year-old retirement home resident started his own Taylor Swift fan club in hopes of meeting her. And I thought I was a dirty old man!

Trump says that during the shutdown he wants to 'clear out dead wood', which also describes what happens when he busts a nut.

He looks like his mom was doing kegels while giving birth.

Project 2025? More like project Deez nuts into Trump's mouth. Sorry. It's the only thing I can do to keep from crying and losing my will to go on.

While I do feel bad for the Generals and Admirals who had to sit and listen to those two asshats, I've also had to stand through so many change of command and promotion speeches in the hot sun in Texas, Iraq, and Korea that it feels like a little bit of just payback.

Stephen King is the most banned author in US schools. What the hell has that guy doing in all of those schools?

McDonald’s is bringing back the Monopoly game after 10 years, and they have updated the board to reflect our modern times. Instead of "Go to Jail," they have updated that space to: "Go to Diabetes Treatment."

Chimpanzee researcher Jane Goodall has died at 91. Her chimp family will honor her with a 21-poo-fling salute.

Fran Drescher celebrated her 68th birthday at the ceremony for her new star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, an honor second only to becoming a member of my spank bank back in 1993.

On the Senate floor, Ted Cruz passionately demanded, "How about we all come together and say, 'Let's stop attacking pedophiles?'" — Jesus Christ, this guy never misses a chance to defend Trump.

I served in Iraq for over a year and all I got was this incompetent, fascist government. Who do I speak to about a refund?

I am sorry to tell you right wingers, if Chuck Schumer is one of the Democrats' most important leaders, they are in absolutely no way "Radical Leftists."

Will do!

I have read the entire book twice and plan to run it soon. I also watched the Glass Cannon actual play. This is the best campaign I've ever read for any roleplaying game. It's brilliant. Can't wait to run it

I am in no way surprised that my fellow Americans at the Ryder Cup behaved the same way as a crowd at an indie wrestling show. Do I have any Canadian friends who know someone willing to give asylum to an American via whatever your version of a green card marriage is?

Will you all remember me when those of us that Trump blocked on Twitter are rounded up and sent to the Gulag?