I'm already tired of being old and I'm only 49.
This is clearly fine with the GOP.
How many times does the United States have to fuck over the Kurds before they realize we aren't the good guys?
I think that is Trump's home dimension.
Are any of my friends in non-American countries looking to get married for definitely not citizenship purposes? I think my girlfriend will understand.
Sure, Trump is spending trillions of dollars bombing Iran with no end in sight, but have you seen how much he is saving us on drapes?
I would accuse the Trump administration of wagging the dog, but we all know Kristi Noem would have shot it by now.
I hate how accurate this tweet is.
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
We all always need pilots so hopefully he will get called up.
So, first Trump drives out a large percentage of our most experienced employees from our intelligence agencies, and then he bombs one of the leading supporters of terrorist organizations, possibly killing their Supreme Leader Khamenei. This will probably be fine, right?
Fuck war. Fuck the warmongers killing more innocent people. Fuck the military industrial complex getting rich while people die.
Firing Squad: “Last words?”
Chuck Schumer: “Legally, you can’t do this.”
I am so tired of waking up to some more bullshit from Trump every single fucking day.
It takes some balls for the Catholic Church to ask us to support a blood drive when they are the ones drinking all that Blood of Christ.
@drgonzo123.bsky.social Looks like we may have to send a Delta Green cell to Houston. #HaveYouSeenTheYellowSign?
If Bill Gates really was that kind of friend of Epstein, do we have to stop using Microsoft and install Linux?
I don't care if you are friend, family, or stranger; if you still support Trump after his secret police force executed a man who was disarmed and was being held down in broad daylight, fuck off, you Nazi bootlicker.
Love you guys. Let's all touch butts sometime.
The 49ers will investigate a conspiracy theory blaming a power substation near the practice facility for their alarming injury rate; on a totally unrelated note, they also announced the hiring of RFK Jr. as their next team physician.
Let him who hath not eaten eight bags of sliced bread during an icy Texas weekend cast the first loaf.
Is it possible to be depressed but also be so easily distracted that you only remember that you are depressed when you are alone and things are quiet? I wonder if that is why I have a podcast, a song, a TV show, or a video game playing at all times.
I’m so tired of waking up every morning feeling more ashamed of this country. It doesn’t even seem real anymore.
Good morning. What a deeply embarrassing day to be a US citizen, on so many levels.
In case it wasn't explicitly clear...
FUCK THE POLICE includes I.C.E.!
And the feds, and the IRS, and your favorite politician.
Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷♀️
