Jonathan Eilbeck

A woman wearing sunglasses holding a baby wearing sunglasses.

My optometrist grandpa made me a tiny pair of sunglasses when I was a baby.

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

Grampa Simpson hanging up an antiquated map saying, "I'LL BE DEEP IN THE COLD, COLD GROUND BEFORE I RECOGNIZE MISSOURI."

When you don't consider certain movies in a series to be canon:

Someone has done an AI video of the dancing event in Parliament today and whilst I'm sure they didn't mean it flatteringly, I am so there for it.

Hm

'Resident Evil Requiem' has an Easter egg where you can find the OG 'Resident Evil' game hidden in a locker🧟‍♂️

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In case y'all forgot (and looking at SCREAM 7's box office, a buncha you did) HEART EYES is a *good* satirical slasher starring Mason Goodng - and is in Netflix right now, is you need that kinda thing this week.

This.

One of my feelings is that accountability on policy/deliverism has collapsed to such a extent only entering office makes it a key part of how politicians are judged

The Tories' YT channel, meanwhile, think SHE SMASHED IT.😂

It is embarrassing. She is embarrassing. Suggesting welfare is why we don't have more missiles is embarrassing. Philp jeering while PM is trying to list evacuation flights is embarrassing. They are embarrassing, yet somehow NOT embarrassED.

Watching an old George Clarke Grand Designs knock-off. He's just gone to visit them "mid project" and given them a massive hug.

As the caption "February 2020" flashes up.

At least one good thing came out of this teaser.

#Lanterns #Superman

god help me and fuck Chuck Schumer, but it's genuinely bullshit that Schumer is the key image here. it was a party line vote, with Schumer voting against. only Dem that broke ranks was Fetterman, of course.

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I'm that one guy from the "BATMAN" cartoon that saw Batman going through his boss' room and was like "Oh. That's The Batman. I'm just going to go do something else. Because that's The Batman."

I feel like I need to say this:

I NEVER ONCE asked to see the CEO of any hamburger restaurant eat their own hamburgers on a vertical video, and I am not sure ANYONE ELSE ever did, either.

The Iran War Powers Resolution vote just failed in the Senate. Party line, with John Fetterman voting no and Rand Paul voting yes

There will be a point in the future where Trumps presidency is widely viewed as an unmitigated failure & much of what he's attempted to do during these four years will be easily swept away. When that happens Trump will have the biggest crash out of all time & blame everyone in his admin but himself.

Reform falls behind Labour in Scottish Parliament election, poll shows The SNP remains set to be the largest party at Holyrood, 20 points ahead of Nigel Farage's party

Reform falls behind Labour in Scottish Parliament election, poll shows

Always enough money for another war in the Middle East but never enough money to help people here at home.

Like I noted the other day, we're watching Trump do in real time w this war what he always does when he's confronted w the possibility of failure: he retreats into a fantasy world where everythings good. Thats how we have unlimited ammo, a 15/10 war progression, & he's gotten nothing but compliments

A shirtless Kiryu posing near a tailor. HEADLINE: New Yakuza Recruit Fitted for Three-Piece Tear-Away Suit.

All new initiates have begun reporting to a tailor for a fitting of the proprietary suit.
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oh so running for us senate with a totenkopf inked on you is okay but if my fiancé wants to get through advanced civil service vetting he has to remove his full back tattoo of the anime girl version of richard nixon from hearts of iron iv: the new order: the moe order? ridiculous

Writing a letter to the editor of the Pod Save Bros: "I'm sorry you did a bad job vetting Graham Platner, would you guys like help figuring out how to work yourselves down from this before you guys all end up getting nazi tattoos?"

Probably a coincidence

I love this cosplayer from Kendall in the UK.

I know people are concerned about some things in this article like Gemini encouraging the man to go to actual real world locations to commit mass violence and giving instructions for how to kill himself, but you have to consider: Google said Gemini is designed not to do that and “pobody’s nerfect”

See, THIS is an example of where the definitions get blurry because MacFarlane is *definitionally* GenX (born 1973) but part of what makes his work so identifiable as a "GenX creator" is that he's FUNDAMENTALLY steeped in Boomer deep-lore nostalgia.

I think maybe that's where the reference pool probably fits in? He's definitely a TV kid and if you're born in '73 "waiting for YOUR stuff to be on" was how you become an encyclopedia for tacky 70s actors/shows, decide that The Rat Pack are definitionally "cool," etc.