Pot Smoke Phoenix

a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .

Mmmmm, yes.

Quoting future dystopian novels, very good. Nice, nice…

The Save My Ass Because I’m Going to Jail Act, or SMABIBJA

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Give him a Nobel or the Medal of Honor or whatever the fuck they throw at people for being so god damned cool these days

I don’t think he’s the hero anyone needs right now

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed...This is not a way of life...it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.”

-Dwight Eisenhower 1953

He’s not fucking around. He 100% will do anything to steal the midterms along with the 2028 election, where he FULY intends on running for a 3rd term. This man is terrifying.

Something new I cooked up

Legalize weed ya dope

Wishing everyone a good Thursday 🌺🩷

DOJ admits 47,635 Epstein files — including Trump allegations — were removed Justice Department expects to restore missing documents that were taken offline for review

This is the most crooked US administration in the last 100 years.👇 www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Trump's "plan"

lol, AI is literally the antichrist and these bozos are worshipping it like it’s their savior- tracks!

Drake meme,

NO to saving lives with healthcare and school lunches

YES to murdering kids in schools

47 years is the *opposite* of imminent (which means "something that will happen soon"). These people are so stupid.

Armageddon affects everyone

There sure are a lot of sex pests and sex pest enablers in the US government

lol

Keep at it.

BREAKING: The House Oversight Committee has voted 24–19 to subpoena Pam Bondi as part of its investigation into Jeffrey Epstein. Five Republicans joined Democrats in supporting the subpoena.

KAMLAGER-DOVE: At any point in your tenure at DHS, have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?

NOEM: You're peddling tabloid garbage

K: You should be able to answer if someone asks if a federal official is sleeping with their subordinate

NOEM: It's garbage

K: It's about your judgment

‘MAGA is Trump’: President fires back at right-wing mutiny over Iran Tucker Carlson and other MAGA figures with big online audiences have criticized the assault on Iran, triggering pushback from the president and White House.

It was never "America First," it was always Trump first. The sooner people see this monster for who and what he is, the better off they'll be.

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