KelliMarie

Everyone: the world is afire with chaos and destruction! 😱

Me: Y’all, a literary mag picked my poem for publication! 🥺☺️

I got to visit the iconic Cliffs of Moher!!

Y’all, this Texas gal is in IRELAND!!! 10 day pilgrimage!! So excited!!!

I mean, can’t Biden just pass an executive order saying felons can’t be President? 🤷‍♀️ seems like that would resolve some issues.

I baked cookies!!
Cranberry, blueberry, bing cherry, walnut, coconut, orange juice, and oatmeal … yum yum.

It’s fascinating to me that I keep seeing pics of y’all with stuff strapped down like that - nobody does that here in Baytown (coastal Texas) unless it’s a trailer house and we get lots of hurricanes and like, um, we should totally do that.

A bumper sticker just below where the car says Odyssey reading “my other car is an Iliad”

[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]

Me: I think that you don’t love me, you don’t even *like* me, and you’re only here because you don’t have the money to leave.

Him: so what?

😳👌

Oh you love me? Name all of my problems

This Teams chat during someone’s presentation for work has me DYING 🤣😭💀

Please, baby Jesus, let this one come true🤞

Poetry is not dead

Texas is hot, y’all

Cat band debut album 🤣

Anybody else feeling like this?

You have grossly underestimated the power of my anxiety 🤣

Did I buy the ridiculous shades? Yes.

Did I get FOUR compliments from other women before even leaving the store? Also, yes.

I win. Happy summer, fuckers.

“Shut your words hole”

- how my 10yo told me to stop talking 🤣 think I’m gonna be using this one, moving forward.

🤷‍♀️ I mean, I’m pretty sure I could pull off being President… if I was in my 80’s or a misogynist… Vote Kelli!

How do we make this hobby a full time paying job?!? Inquiring minds want to know 🫠

Huh. Well that’s the whole reason I eat it 😂

Visited the Houston Holocaust Museum, it was incredibly moving and beautifully reflected the personal strengths and fortitude of surviving the most horrifying travesties of genocide.

Feeling 🔥

Anybody on Bluesky read poetry?

💜 this list! American Psycho is fantastic

My plants, mocking my love life.
Or just mimicking, maybe 🤷‍♀️

That kid was me, but it was 1983’s hurricane Alisha in Houston… I too, was disappointed in the outcome.

My heart goes out to the students in Prague 😭

Yeah…sometimes you want to believe the best about what turns out to be just another human shitbag.