Good point. Let’s share a box! 😂
14.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good point. Let’s share a box! 😂
14.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😲 blasphemy! 😂 but you’re entitled to your (incorrect) opinion, I suppose. 😁
14.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just a woman alone with her charcuterie, watching the world burn on Valentine’s Day ✌️
14.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Everyone: the world is afire with chaos and destruction! 😱
Me: Y’all, a literary mag picked my poem for publication! 🥺☺️
I got to visit the iconic Cliffs of Moher!!
12.12.2024 23:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Y’all, this Texas gal is in IRELAND!!! 10 day pilgrimage!! So excited!!!
11.12.2024 08:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean, can’t Biden just pass an executive order saying felons can’t be President? 🤷♀️ seems like that would resolve some issues.
17.11.2024 04:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I baked cookies!!
Cranberry, blueberry, bing cherry, walnut, coconut, orange juice, and oatmeal … yum yum.
It’s fascinating to me that I keep seeing pics of y’all with stuff strapped down like that - nobody does that here in Baytown (coastal Texas) unless it’s a trailer house and we get lots of hurricanes and like, um, we should totally do that.
10.10.2024 23:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A bumper sticker just below where the car says Odyssey reading “my other car is an Iliad”
[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]
19.09.2024 01:43 — 👍 7708 🔁 1484 💬 88 📌 64
Me: I think that you don’t love me, you don’t even *like* me, and you’re only here because you don’t have the money to leave.
Him: so what?
😳👌
Oh you love me? Name all of my problems
06.09.2024 14:46 — 👍 226 🔁 76 💬 15 📌 0
This Teams chat during someone’s presentation for work has me DYING 🤣😭💀
30.08.2024 17:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Please, baby Jesus, let this one come true🤞
21.08.2024 23:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Poetry is not dead
06.08.2024 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Texas is hot, y’all
20.07.2024 05:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Cat band debut album 🤣
20.07.2024 05:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Anybody else feeling like this?
14.07.2024 07:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You have grossly underestimated the power of my anxiety 🤣
21.06.2024 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Did I buy the ridiculous shades? Yes.
Did I get FOUR compliments from other women before even leaving the store? Also, yes.
I win. Happy summer, fuckers.
“Shut your words hole”
- how my 10yo told me to stop talking 🤣 think I’m gonna be using this one, moving forward.
🤷♀️ I mean, I’m pretty sure I could pull off being President… if I was in my 80’s or a misogynist… Vote Kelli!
30.05.2024 13:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How do we make this hobby a full time paying job?!? Inquiring minds want to know 🫠
29.05.2024 23:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Huh. Well that’s the whole reason I eat it 😂
29.05.2024 14:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Visited the Houston Holocaust Museum, it was incredibly moving and beautifully reflected the personal strengths and fortitude of surviving the most horrifying travesties of genocide.
14.04.2024 01:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Feeling 🔥
31.03.2024 08:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Anybody on Bluesky read poetry?
03.01.2024 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0💜 this list! American Psycho is fantastic
30.12.2023 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My plants, mocking my love life.
Or just mimicking, maybe 🤷♀️