hurtdeer 🦌

Honestly as I get the older this aqua teen line went from a funny joke to just straight up accurate

ultimately the surviving message of evangelion is "if you really, really, REALLY want to kill yourself, but don't, you too can become a load bearing pillar of the japanese economy"

absolute banger of a read tbh

today i begin my role as musician of @hurtdeer.bsky.social

my commitments:
1 GREAT music
2 more @hurtdeer.bsky.social
3 song

i'm convinced ceos are bred in test tubes in some warehouse somewhere. they consistently come off as homonculi poorly wearing the shape and actions of men

i genuinely thought this was a troll account that Keighley fell for. thats a genuinely funny commitment line. "we promise even more x box". how is it real

I DON'T WANT TO "SHARE AND CREATE MY OWN STORY"

I DON'T WANT A SHARED PLATFORM

I WANT YOU TO MAKE SOMETHING COOL, AND THEN I PLAY WITH IT

ALONE, NOT IN A SOCIAL ENVIRONMENT

HOW IS THIS HARD TO UNDERSTAND

EVIL DARK BLACK TECHNO FILTHY MURKY BEATS WICKED IMMORAL DARK BLACK FILTHY EVIL TECHNO

Buuhhh i got into archeology so I could gender some skeletons. That's my motivation for some reason. Don't really know about other stuff

the former's a type of bloke, the latter is an Australian cryptid

You also have the Geezer, the Lad, and, more rarely, the Guv

Any archeologist worth their salt will correctly identify my spinal arch as suffering from "Bloodborne Enjoyer's Slump", immediately validating my transness

Back in my day we had one gender: Bloke

Honestly where the fuck did the "archeologist will dig you up and your skeleton will betray your gender" argument even come from. Eh? Bigotry makes you insane

All cis women are also now men too. Is what it is with Mr. Bones

If you're so trans how comes there's a skeleton inside you, and that skeleton's name is "Mr. Bones"?????????

Yes there's a lot of that. And transphobia. And vote reform freaks. It's awful

As long as you don't mind the credit being removed and being reattributed to Gary Larson for some reason, sure why not

Another weird one I keep seeing are bots called things like "Gary Larson Comic" and it's another bot reposting somebody's furry webcomic. What's even going on anymore

I'm not necessarily saying we should go back to the age of goatse spam and freewheeling use of slurs, but, those days still felt better for everyone's mental health than it does now

Not sure if there's a better representation of modern day internet psychosis than Facebook's groups. I keep getting recommended ones that are called things like "Laugh 'n' Jokes 🤣 (Funny)" and it's a bot that keeps reposting AITA stories about child abuse

Thanks :)

No idea what this says but I think I agree with it's vibe

You ever look back at your own timeline and think "some of these posts I made could be a lot better"? Not me. I can't read

Never. I'm a zone person for life. Fuck areas

Swear to god I've worked here in full dress and makeup and I still get sir'd to the nines

I should be allowed to bring my computer to work. And to ignore customers. And also to not come in and be at home . And paid double

Everyone is jealous of me because Im at work cripplingly hungover. Everyone is looking at me and thinking "wow he's cool". My pronouns are they, assholes. Fuck yo u

Yea not sure what part of me made him think that. Pink hoodie? Painted nails? Long hair? ?????????