This would be hilarious except I can totally see it happening 😭

Look at that! Nailed it!

We're BIG FUKT, y'all 😭😭😭

My favorite part of lurking on Shitter is seeing a tweet with thousands of replies and I can only read like, 3🫠 I'm a one woman block party!
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Cory Booker 🥰👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

The fact that it's a black man that busted that old fucking racist's filibuster against the Civil Rights Act? Fucking chef's kiss 😚

Let's be completely Fr tho, he considers *only* the country club set his constituents.

I first encountered Curtis Yarvin in the depths of douchebaggery ~6/7/8 years ago. He was and still is an utterly repulsive little techbro creep. Why are we letting actual losers take us over???

Every lie in this speech as a Game of Thrones character

-by Chris Cilizza

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Sounds more like a feature! I'd pay for an app that did that 🤣

I mean, I'm one of those 9, but that's my own fault for getting into debt when I wasn't making 6 figures 🤷

He'd be great as the head of the DEA 🫠🙃

I've been a fan since the "lustful cockmonster" days. This guy gets it 🖤

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GULF OF CHEAP MOTHERFUCKIN EGGS 👀

I fuckin wish 😭

Beauties!!! My big boy actually fell out of a ceiling at ~3 weeks old, cat distribution system in full effect! We let the 11yo name him...so he's Dingus 🙄 we call him Dings or Dingles 😹

My feral guy is becoming mellow-er in his old age 😹

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derek rn 😂

NC really just gives zero fks about the voters

Me on a Saturday, but I'm behind a full bar trying not to scream 😭

YESSSSSS 😭 How ya gonna stand in a line at the bar and NOT know what you're drinking when you get to me??? YOU WAITED 10 MINUTES HOWWWWW 💀

bitch what the fuck 😧🤬👿

Elon Musk makes around 7k A SECOND and they got us out here fighting over fuckin BATHROOMS. Let THAT sink in, if you dare...

He's amazing. I worked at a bar he played at in 2013. Both shows sold out, standing room only, and thank GOD it was 21+ because we were so crushed we were just handing over 6 packs 😂 incredible artist 🖤

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Oh, we're FUCKT fuckt 🫠

I caught that dude too 🤣

Enjoy!!! 🥂

My fave!