Lisa

Heavily dependent on execution

Most commercial oatmeal raisins are trash

A few homemade ones are heavenly

PARFAIT

LOLing imagining future GPUnderground burial sites

You can donate from anywhere around the world. I just did. You can too.

He was a piece. of. work.

Brilliant
Abusive
Funny
Alcoholic
Weirdly charming

[Also counts as a "Fact about your that sounds fictional but is actually true]

One quit school at 6th grade, worked as a groundskeeper, then in a factory

One graduated Case Western law school summa cum laude, became a federal judge, retired on bribes and ginned up the KKK for political leverage

I opened my genetic profile for those looking for matches

Someone reached out and turns out my 7x-great Gran was his 7x-great Gran's brother

*CHINA TELLS TOP REFINERS TO SUSPEND DIESEL, GASOLINE EXPORTS

Lisa Lisa

To the crews of those tankers: good luck with the sea mines and drones, but don’t worry. If you’re attacked, your boss is insured.

Wait until the price at the pump spikes

Core customer:
Bankruptcy attorney's bankruptcy attorney

Confusing gender dysphoria with same-sex attraction is a massive category error

When the topics are confused, it betrays laziness and condescension

Chotiner: And when you engraved "One Ring to rule them all" on the—
Sauron: I don't understand why everyone keeps taking that out of context.
Chotiner: Well, do you mean to rule us all?
Sauron: I'm here to talk about Gondor's illegal encroachment in Ithilien, Isaac.

Love that you can cook a batch of hulled Farro or barley and just add it to various dishes through the week

Any bean
Any whole grain

Today: Sauteed onion, carrot, celery and mushrooms,
Buckeye Beans and Farro
Threw in a couple handfuls of shredded kale to wilt down at the end

RBOB gasoline futures highest since July 2024... +14.4% YoY

$2.51 implies $3.45 at the pump in a few weeks

Krispy Gnome being unable to deny sleeping with her subordinate / side piece under oath is giving me life today

Just 1 p.m. on the first Wednesday here in Minnesota
when our state-wide sirens are tested

(My former next-door dog, Roscoe would HOWL every month on cue!)

If Leavitt admits it's possible,

A WOOOOOOOO

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed Alt: Man closes his eyes, shakes his head in disbelief

John Kerry right now

#JCPOA #Iran

* MAERSK: WE ARE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDING CARGO BOOKINGS ACCEPTANCE IN AND OUT OF UAE, OMAN, IRAQ, KUWAIT, QATAR, BAHRAIN, SAUDI ARABIA UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

@reuters.com

Many people talking about how gasoline prices at the pump have already jumped. But what should really terrify Republicans is RBOB — the futures price on wholesale gasoline. This is up 75 cents a gallon since its low earlier this year.

Hand-drawn cartoon of a scruffy, bearded man in a blue shirt slumped over a table while a small blond figure and a startled white animal look on. A speech bubble says, “What a week, huh? Captain, grmf.”

This works as a reply to 96% of all posts in my feed right now

I don't think Xi purges without thinking through who he's promoting to replace them

"China will be a factor once we've exhausted all our weapons and can't defend Taiwan, of course, but that won't be for another week or two, so..."

There's been a lot of debate within the Democratic establishment about what rhetoric to use via ICE.

Well, an incumbent doesn't lose by 48 percentage points very often—and her vote on collaborating with ICE was the defining issue here.

How I arrived on Bluesky

(Even after following aggressively, I was early enough that it was a desert after 5 p.m.)

Always fascinating to watch future stars
learning the craft
paying their dues