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a world champion dad joke setup: NEWS: francesca gino today filed a $25 million defamation lawsuit against Harvard and Data Colada punch line: if she subpoenas Colada, she'll be caught and arraigned

this goes in dad joke valhalla. i'm DELIGHTED.

Does anyone in PDX want 2 free tickets for Tortoise at the Aladdin Theater tonight?

too many johns

Guys I confuse in my head: John Peel, John Cage, John Cale, John Zorn

(Not really a sturgill expert or anything, just have liked him for a bit). If you haven’t listened I like the Metamodern sounds album a lot, but they are all pretty good. And the live show is fun, particularly with this band, they go three hours bell to bell no encore no setbreak.

The name comes from some guy who would call him that back in the day when he was like busking and playing clubs in Kentucky. “Look who it is, Johnny Blue Skies”

It’s the same really. He made the new band a little bit ago, but it’s really still just him, different name. It has also been the same touring lineup since that change, where before it was maybe not so clear who he would play with (but also some of same guys)

Hmm just saw we are at war, please disregard sour frozen mango tweet

Fruit riot frozen sour mango is like a whole new level of sour snacking

Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

he took care of this before either minority leader even tweeted about how this was “disgraceful” and that somebody should do something about it

The second you leave this country for even a few days, you realize the place you call home is decaying at an almost exponential pace. The realization that you don't have to live like this is stark, and that nobody in power is taking tangible actions to fix it in your lifetime is even starker.

Watched the Brian Eno documentary tonight, and, honestly, I am blown away. What a spectacular marriage of form and subject. Can’t recommend enough! Could watch him talk about creativity, music, and the planet all day. Brilliant www.chanceoperations.com/events

kermit the frog is driving a car and waving at the camera . Alt: Gustavo the frog is driving a car and waving at the camera .

Random fun fact: Kermit the frog is called Kermit in multiple countries around the world but in Spain he’s called Gustavo

Or more like they never force guys to rest as it seems like most players just want to play.

Yep, sucks. Cavs never let guys rest when they get hurt, it’s annoying

he looks awesome, you are not alone.

looks like they got suspended! the feed just pulls in all things Cavs related, so not surprised it pulled that in. if I see in future I will block the people from the feed (at least I will once I figure out how to do that haha). go Cavs!

I say skipppppp (I have also never seen the kitchen dwellers, they were here for new years and I skipped then haha)

Just being in meow wolf for a while prob worth $40

lol Pioneer Courthouse Square is like the worst possible outcome for the PDX JRAD show.

Walter Becker and Donald Fagen of Steely Dan luging

This really is a great picture:

The Cleveland Cavaliers honored Cleveland Heights’ Laila Edwards for becoming the first Black player to win Olympic gold for Team USA in women’s hockey after defeating Canada 2–1 today. 🥇🇺🇸

Video: Paris McGee Jr, Cleveland.com

olympics making me cry again! hahah.

"where is my lipstick" is an all-timer haha

Gold!

and there it is, Liu will take the gold.

Power, speed, grace exemplified.