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Andrew Weber

@noplot.bsky.social

Mostly harmless random stupid stuff (citation: my wife). Confusing relatives, coworkers, spouse, and cat for decades. Probably at the movies as you read this. He/him.

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how to invest in dust crypto

22.11.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to a door, mind you. Probably a railing outside or something...

22.11.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, the mantra of the not-Foster Farms chickens. Kids grow up so fast...

21.11.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That explains why the Precious Body at Communion is quite a bit larger than normal and has a hole in the middle...

21.11.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If he were dressed as Stuart Pankin or Lucy Webb, it would be easier to know...

21.11.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Panama Canal is east of Miami.

21.11.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And I had the newspaper wrong too. Thanks for the correction and great info!

20.11.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This may have been during the period when the Holy Roman Empire was 0 for 3 on Holy, Roman, and Empire...

20.11.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Which led to the hilarious "New USSR Plus" story in the January 1987 issue of Mother Jones by Charlie Haas where we take over the USSR and force them to drink light but lively vodka coolers and recalcitrant people are forced into productivity seminars at a Marriott, but I can't find it online.)

20.11.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A few days later Ben Stein (yes, that Ben Stein) wrote an article in the LA Times criticizing "The Day After" and saying that a movie should be made about life in the United States after a Soviet takeover. Unfortunately, ABC did so, resulting in the dud 1987 miniseries "Amerika".

20.11.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Kennedy picked quite a few duds for Southern courts early in his term, but Cox definitely stands out.

19.11.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which is why the other two judges said "neigh!" to his reasoning (if you can call it that).

19.11.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He probably doesn't use the fireplace, which is almost certainly a good thing since that grate is likely made of gold-painted macaroni glued together.

19.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could send this to the priest at our former parish in Cheektowaga, NY, named after that saint, but I'm not sure he's that technologically hip...

18.11.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dippy Jo, Loopy Jo, and Nutty Jo?

18.11.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but you're in New Orleans. Haunted autocorrect happens there sometimes, and you can't get out of that haunted autocorrect realm probably until either the Northshore or St. James Parish...

18.11.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Or running down the aisle yelling, "Tidal Wave (1975) sucks!"

18.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She totally stole that from a 1966 novel with a title like "Fringe Benefits" that was seen as dirty at the time, didn't she?

18.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's less than my wife's dress cost to make in 2001, so I'm quite impressed!

18.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Presumably, you told him to take a hike?

18.11.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shouldn't he be listing himself on Brand X as "random doofus" instead, then?

17.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still have it on the shelf after 40 years.

17.11.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure they can even pull off a brain mist or brain drizzle...

16.11.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! Thank you very much, and I'll send that mailing address today.

16.11.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If he mentions "Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs" (1966) we'll know...

16.11.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does this mean that my prayers for a second season of "Don't" are finally going to be answered?

16.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(yells at TV) "No, keep this prize, you dumb rooster!"

16.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Obscure references that make people scratch their head are my stock in trade. Enjoy!

16.11.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

See, this is what Pope Leo XIV was talking about with his speech about cinema today. (Few know that Manos Day was the second Saturday in November on the old Julian calendar.)

15.11.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Then save it on a ZIP drive...

15.11.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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