kjolt

monobutt is a low tier fetish because youre robbing these characters of the ability to scratch between they ass

my girlfriend is lucky because nobody else gets to say they’re dating the person who invented the holy crap room

i want gummies

countdown to the oui24th

being in love with a silly girl makes enduring the worst fucking fast food closing shift ever worth it

i say ridiculous words don’t think too much of it

are you in your fallenchungus arc now

what if i fail the orchid exam

Vore Galore for a High Score

create a server to unite all the orchidlings

youtube rolls out useless new video player ui and now videos are struggling to play correctly for me. it's really lovely and awesome

i'm making a game about tickles

tickle up to 12 iconic kjolt characters in this tickle-tastic funny adventure!

tickle nelly or tickle smozy

super block world is my homestuck

rodney’s tunnel is my earthbound halloween hack

secret holy crap room is my garf zone

tunnel game is my undertale

yesterday i went to work and played games and spent time with my lovely girlfriend

ragatha gripper

the iconic grippered-up gummy from the kjolt series meets her favourite characters in fiction, the smb1 green hills (she’s bigger than them

here’s what nelly from kjolt would look like if she was sitting next to two magnets of smb1 background hills

draw YOUR mii in this costume. yeah it’s fucked up isn’t it. as soon as i spin the prompt around you act all surprised. get to it, pal. i’ll wait here all day

i wonder if they made susie heavy just because sakurai doesn’t know what lore is and thinks she’s a robot made of metal

my girlfriend makes me happy

play with orchid

i bought a switch tuah

im gonna have to start inserting themes relating to the hardship of low level employment into my writing for future projects

fast food service is so fucking miserable

it’s definitely worth the minimum wage pay and lack of hours to put up with passive aggression and feel confused and stupid the whole time

i really really would like to go somewhere else that isn’t understaffed and where i don’t have so many urgent tasks

i always turn phrases into some variant of hawk tuah or yogurt effect in my brain and giggle. even if im at work and theres like a name of an item or something a coworker said that i can stretch into some dumbass shit

secret about the youtube shorts meta they don't tell you: including something stupid/questionable in your video without drawing attention to it will entice people to comment or rewatch the video to decipher what the hell they just saw