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Did…did the LA Dodgers organist just play the Grange Hill theme song?

Millionaire trophy hunter gored to death by 1.3 tonne bull on African safari Asher Watkins, 52, was tracking a 1.3 tonne Cape Buffalo bull, known as the Black Death, on Sunday when it suddenly charged at him at 35mph.

In better news, the Annual Millionaire Summer Cull continues unabated.

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If you truly put your mind to something, you too can achieve great, record breaking things.

Nero something, something?

Elbows up.

AI image, commented on by AI bots, with a synopsis of the ensuing mess by AI. What a world.

I want these so baaaaaaad.

Husband just asked my opinion on “that thing called Bluesky” and how it compares to X. I paused and then said “you know that scene in the Wizard of Oz where everything turns to colour and the munchkins start singing? Yeah it’s like that.”

They aren’t made of bamboo, they’re made of

New Year’s Resolution just dropped.

When you’re a lil spooky but also FESTIVE.

Stormin’ Crab reporting in. Or just call me Seafood Boil if we are getting generic.

The dates on the windows correspond with the date of the opening. You can tell it goes 1-24 because on traditional advent calendars, the Baby Jesus shows up on the 24th.

It’s my unhappy duty to inform you that yes, the chest freezer you defrosted and reorganized WILL look so much better.

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy Trinity.

4D1

Your work is beautiful!

Don’t worry @cardsagainsthumanity.com, I have Diamond Potato at home 🇨🇦🥔

And no, no warning it would ship in its own box and no, no way to select a plain box.

Come on Amazon, use your noggin. It’s CHRISTMAS.

Explained to my son that yes, I had to cook his fresh salmon and not give it to him raw because I didn’t want brain worms to make him eligible to lead a US governmental department.

I’m pretty sure that during THIS viewing of Love Actually, Laura Linney’s character won’t pick up that second phone call.

If they so much as GLANCE at Baseline Tap, we riot.

Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, for I am about to regale you with the tale of my large strainer, the unsung hero of my kitchen. This isn't just a strainer; it's a culinary net that could probably catch dreams if I tried hard enough. First off, let's address the size of this marvel. It's so large I half expect to receive a shipping forecast whenever I use it. I'm pretty sure if I turned it upside down, it could double as a stylish (yet impractical) hat. And the fine mesh? So intricate, I'm convinced tiny elves wove it in a mystical forest. The mesh is so fine, it doesn't just strain; it performs a high-precision sifting operation. It could probably sift through my life choices and filter out the bad ones. It's like the Sherlock Holmes of strainers, leaving no grain or lump undetected. And talk about versatility! This strainer isn't just for pasta or vegetables. Oh no, it's an all-around performer. Rinse rice without losing a single grain? Check. Sift flour for the world's smoothest cake? Double check. Double as a tennis racket in a kitchen utensil version of Wimbledon? Why not! The durability is another highlight. This strainer has seen more action than a blockbuster movie hero and yet, it doesn't have a single dent. I've dropped it, banged it, even used it in an impromptu drum solo, and it still looks as impeccable as the day we met. But my favorite thing? The handle. It's like it was crafted by ergonomic wizards. It fits in my hand so comfortably, I sometimes forget I'm holding it. I've considered taking it on walks with me, but I'm afraid the neighbors might start asking questions.

I would buy anything from “JM”.

So I legitimately scrolled passed this and went "that sounds very much like something @marysk8.bsky.social would say" and when I went to like it, it was you LOL.

No shiitake.

I always knew you were a fungi.

I woke all the way up in the early morning hours and decided that a post / repost here should be called a Bloop / Rebloop and no I won’t take any questions.

Apologies to the great @marysk8.bsky.social for the egregious crop.

Quote post with a picture of yourself and show the newbies who they’re dealing with.