@keefcake.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Marvel nerd, gaymer, amateur cook, retired sporty gay, clothes-free aficionado, audiobook adorer, perpetually NSFW, lover of Dad jokes, trying to remain sane as the world is on fire around me 📍DC
🎯🎯
16.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 13673 🔁 3764 💬 249 📌 174Um hi....
16.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#monochromemonday #mcm
16.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why not start the day off with....
16.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😘
11.02.2026 15:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Felt kinda cute on this hump day 😜
11.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A snowy #mcm
09.02.2026 13:46 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0TPUSA halftime show being called Klanchella is all I needed today....
08.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As much as I like being naked, cute undies will always be an option. Happy #thicc #thongthursday
05.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Now Catherine O'Hara... Fuck 2026....
30.01.2026 18:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ok that's enough snow, the feral is coming for me...
30.01.2026 14:03 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a thicc boi, if you can't pick me up just ask... Having me out here looking like a ton of bricks... hmph
29.01.2026 15:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guess she saw an out for her sex-offender husband, pedophile brother and forced sale of her house.... I swear in 2028 she tries to pretend it didn't happen, I hope all her hair dressers burn her scalp with hottest of hot irons.
28.01.2026 19:48 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will say, I didn't see Nicki Minaj jumping the shark so hard that she is the sequel to Deep Blue Sea for 2026....
28.01.2026 19:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I feel as if these are appropriate work attire for #humpday
28.01.2026 15:58 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A raccoon, labeled “me”, is stretching to hold itself in the air between two trees. The first tree is labeled “staying informed on the American dumpster fire”. The second tree is labeled “my mental health”.
gm
26.01.2026 13:44 — 👍 602 🔁 102 💬 9 📌 9As if he knows history will look at him unkindly, but if he can change or put his name on things, people will be forced to remember him... 2/2
22.01.2026 16:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking past the maliciousness, narcissism and incompetence. I wonder if President Felon's infatuation with Greenland, and renaming things is his attempt to get himself in the history books and leave a legacy no matter the cost. It seems like a dying man's last plea. 1/2
22.01.2026 16:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
21.01.2026 17:15 — 👍 150 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0
Finally feeling better, happy #thongthursday...
22.01.2026 13:59 — 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Happy #humpday....
21.01.2026 15:50 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congrats!!
20.01.2026 15:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I guess this counts as #toplesstuesday...
20.01.2026 15:54 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is like saying, it is psychologically better for me to take a crap on this Applebee's table.... it literally helps no one, makes no sense and now everyone in the world is looking at us crazy...
20.01.2026 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The way I laughed at this for me and my bestie
17.01.2026 05:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don't mind me just hot tubbin in a snowy cabin... 💃
16.01.2026 20:36 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
MAL has me like....
14.01.2026 14:19 — 👍 44 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Happy MAL week. Leather by @corporatedisdain.bsky.social
12.01.2026 15:12 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Definitely appropriate work attire for a Friday #cameraoff
09.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Manifesting a cute, nerdy, kinky, Vers top boyfriend this year.....
07.01.2026 13:32 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
