Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated

A picture of Shrek with a sincere and kind smile on his face and a hand placed on his heart. The Ukrainian text on the picture says: "First of all, sincerely fuck you. and again Fuck You Very Much. Fuck you. Fuck you once again. Fuck you and again Fuck you. Fuck you again. Sincerely Fuck You Fuck You Very Much. Very much fuck you" The words 'fuck you' are placed on top of the text when there were originally 'thank you'. The words actually are a picture with yellow text 'ІДІ нахуй' on a blue background, when 'ІДІ' resembles a Ukrainian national emblem. Originally, the meme translates as "go fuck yourself"

First of all, sincerely fuck you
and again Fuck You Very Much.
Fuck you. Fuck you once again
Fuck you and again Fuck you
Fuck you again
Sincerely Fuck You Fuck You Very Much
Very much fuck you

meme by @gwenllianwales.bsky.social

The words "what's in the head of Elon" photoshopped into a poster for the TV show "Mask. The most mysterious show", a Ukrainian version of the show "The Masked Singer". The big bright pink and glittery word 'Mask' in the middle of the picture sounds in Ukrainian the same way as 'Musk', hence the pun.

What's in Elon Musk's head.
The most mysterious show.

Сьогодні проходить голосування в антикорупційну раду при Міністерстві оборони. Ознайомтесь з кандидатами і їх діяльністю. Обирайте свідомо. А якщо ви вирішуєте проігнорувати вибори, то потім не нийте, чому так багато корупції.

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A human-sized bohemian waxwing bird voraciously eats a berry. A woman in a winter coat stands next to the bird, unbothered. She wears a severe expression and a luxurious fur hat. The Ukrainian text above their heads reads: "Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack."

Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack

A Christmas tree that is also a cat (it has a cat's face in the middle of its crown). The tree also has small hands and feet, but it's unclear, whether they belong to a cat or some other type of creature. The transliterated to Ukrainian text reads: "Happy new yea bitch".

Happy new yea bitch ✨

The main Christmas tree of Kyiv city shines brightly with blue Christmas lights. The blue tree on the photo is tastefully edited to show a classic Ukrainian meme "ІДІ нахуй", which translates as "Go fuck yourself". The meme is depicted as yellow text on a blue background, with the "ІДІ" (Go) part of the phrase resembling the Ukrainian national emblem.

✨GO✨
✨fuck yourself✨

A picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi standing with a blue lightsa... Christmas star in his had, and a slightly altered text of Ukrainian Christmas carol that reads "A Good evening to thee Obi-Wan Kenobi" (Добрий вечір тобі Обі-Ван Кенобі)

A Good evening to thee
Obi-Wan Kenobi

A yellow parrot in a beautiful yellow-pink-white-blue knitted sweater looks in the mirror and sees a silent question in her reflection's eyes: "For what all this?". "There, there, sweetie. You're so beautiful, so smart, all you have to do today is go to the grocery store and buy some food. You can do this, my little birdie", wisely answers the parrot to the reflection. She can do this.

for what all this

there, there, sweetie. you're so beautiful, so smart, all you have to do today is go to the grocery store and buy some food. you can do this, my little birdie

A pencil illustration for the novel "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka. Gregor Samsa lies in his bed, anxiously scrambling his newly acquired insect legs against the wall with a tiny portrait of Kafka on it. The Ukrainian text at the bottom reads: "I'm gonna start climbing walls."

I'm gonna start climbing walls

Hey look at us who would’ve thought huh

A small cube of kholodets. It's an edible substance resembling meat broth in a solidified form. And a jelly (made of meat broth). There is an ongoing debate on whether this substance should be produced and consumed at all. The text on the picture written in the Ukrainian Galician dialect reads: "meat marmalade".

meat marmalade

Two dinosaurs in a heated argument. The green one, Iguanodon, stuck his clawed thumbs into the neck of Baryonix, the bigger orange dinosaur, yelling "That maccoffee was mine!". Baryonix regrets everything. (Maccoffee is a popular brand of instant coffee sticks in Ukraine, and it has become a generic name for all similar types of bad instant coffee here.)

That maccohfee was mine!

Fun fact: in literal translation, the phrase would sound like "Ladies and gentlemen, my roof is cunting", and 'cunting' in this context means movement, walking, or transportation. (Also, somewhere out there exist types of cunting that are lying, stealing, and beating the shit out of the first two.)

Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, wearing a wide smile and a fine suit, announces for us an important statement that reads: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going fucking nuts."

Ladies and gentlemen

I'm going fucking nuts

The Ukrainian text "Being gay is not your choice, it's mine. You're gay now", is placed on top of the photo of the fifth president of Ukraine, Petro Poroshenko. Poroshenko examines you with a smug and knowing expression. He just decided your fate.

being gay is not your choice, it's mine

you're gay now

Blueskians have no need for twitter freeloaders!

A fluffy brown lynx chidingly looks at an even fluffier white one and says, "But how much can you munch, Maryna?". "Much", answers the white lynx. She sits on her paws unbothered, eyes closed.

but how much can you munch, Maryna?

much

When my vacuum cleaner broke, I stuck the UN logo on it, and now it sucks more than ever!

the book every one of us needs

"How to survive all the bullshit that has happened and to keep waking up into this fucked up world"

And the year not even fucking ended yet!

A facebook comment, immortalized for its philosophical nature in a screenshot that reads: "A beautiful story, sad there was no place in it for Jesus Christ..."

A beautiful story, sad there was no place in it for Jesus Christ..

„When you’re fed up with everything, but then you remember you’re Ukrainian, so you gotta keep going and crush it.“

Let’s get Mavic 3T🌚

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A smol disheveled kitten can barely sit upright on its scrawny paws. It looks up at you with big round eyes and says: "Mom calls me sunny cause I'm painful to look at."

Mom calls me sunny cause I'm painful to look at

⚡️ Збираємо на ремонт евакуаційної автівки для підрозділу морської піхоти на Курщині.

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Цей евакмобіль вже вивіз чимало поранених. І якщо ми допоможемо його полагодити, він продовжить рятувати наших захисників 🚑

"that's enough internet for today."

"the day's just started :)"

"enough."

A picture of a cartoon smiling blob with a cup of coffee in its hand. The picture has a grayscale filter on it, and in the eyes of the depicted creature only existential emptiness can be seen. The Ukrainian text says: "Do not start your day. Fuck all of this" (не починай свій день. пішло воно все нахуй)

do not start your day. fuck all of this.

A sad baboon is sitting on a balcony railing. She's contemplating the city landscape beneath her feet and the numerous life burdens that weigh heavily on her shoulders. The text showing us her thoughts reads: "I want cherry pies, not new problems".

i want cherry pies, not new problems

Two specters in the form of kids dressed in carnival costumes resembling traditional Ukrainian folk attire. The creatures look at you with empty undead eyes, while mocking a carved pumpkin in a witch's hat closed behind a prohibition sign. Their side-eye looks menacing. Maybe it's you who will be prohibited next. The text at the bottom reads: "We are Christians. We are Ukrainians. Therefore, no Halloween celebration."

WE ARE christians
WE ARE ukrainians
therefore NO HALLOWEEN CELEBRATION

A creature depicted. The creature has the head of a cat, smiling malevolently, and the body of a plush stuffed bee, equipped with a pair of fairy wings. In its small, cone-shaped hands the creature holds a wooden spoon and a green plastic bucket. The text on the picture reads: "One day, you will answer for your sins before God."

One day you will answer for your sins before God