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James Durie

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So the El Paso airport is closed but the Juarez airport is open?

Sounds like an opportunity

11.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why does it look like it glows in the dark?

Do yourself a favour and try Irn Bru instead

05.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They were bought out by your cousin

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12.01.2026 17:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry don't have a cat. I have a very cute boy.

06.12.2025 06:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Madness of King Shrek

03.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Castle Rock

05.09.2025 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a purple shirt is standing in a field with two other men . Alt: a man in a purple shirt is standing in a field with two other men .
13.08.2025 19:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nazi arsehole

29.07.2025 13:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get 2 identical cats and teach them to walk across your desk in front of the camera a minute apart

05.07.2025 15:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Someone forgot to put the egg in your quiche

08.05.2025 22:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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16.04.2025 21:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup. Francis Norman Stein.
Frank to his friends

17.03.2025 08:30 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Mickey 17 is Bong Joon-ho's heartfelt satire about choosing to fight when the world beats you down I have a confession to make. I was a very early Twitter adopter. In fact, I joined on November 4, 2008, so I could celebrate America's bright new future with the election of our first Black president....

Mickey Barnes struggles to reconcile inside himself the parts cowed by trauma and those with spitfire and fists. This mirrors the struggle among American factions: those who will surrender to the Kenneth and Ylfa Marshalls of our world and those who will fight, even if it means we go down swinging.

15.03.2025 03:54 — 👍 24    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 4

Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas!

28.02.2025 10:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dale Square Sausage doesn't have the same ring though.
Dale Tattie Scone doesn't work either

21.02.2025 17:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dale Lorne sounds very American

21.02.2025 16:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I fail to see the issue with a little light clutter...

20.02.2025 12:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bit off a dick move

20.02.2025 12:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ROU surely?

30.01.2025 21:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0