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Image of Kamala Harris with the caption: "Lessons Democrats Can Learn From The 2024 Election" "One more fundraising text would've done the job." -The Onion

Lessons Democrats Can Learn From The 2024 Election
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Goodreads is owned by Amazon & there is an AMAZING alternative‼️

The StoryGraph is a black women-owned competitor to GoodReads with better UI in my opinion.
When you sign up you can even transfer your data from Goodreads to StoryGraph!

me: crying my eyes out
ME!: incoming

your job is not real. This is sitcom on NBC level shenanigans

genuine psychic damage

dont worry jolyne just successfully cyberbullied me into changing it

I realize I clicked your followers vs following for this joke. However. It is before 10am so I'm giving myself a pass

I'm glad I rank with Adam Bouska

any podcast recs out there in the deep beautiful blue sky? i wanna get back into walking regularly. i think i'm looking for people discussing film (or games, books, tv, ~media~ i guess) in an insightful, almost academic way. in the past i've enjoyed final girls, horror queers, EoH, dead meat. tyty

hello I remembered my password we're so back

congrats on being the first one of my friends to remember their bluesky password

the boys in the teen room are listening to four different TikTok feeds simultaneously while talking loudly about a fifth thing. I have never truly understood overstimulation until this moment

a new social media now to talk about it but I'm still genuinely impressed that fall out boy, a group of four men who don't know I exist, managed to play the exact setlist tonight that was the equivalent of hitting my with their tour bus and putting it in reverse

this d20 season is so much like. The rapid oscillation between bits and jokes and the most stressful situations you'll ever encounter starring a family of stoats

getting paid to hunt down your mutuals >>>> literally I am so jealous

fob eu leg starts tomorrow and i am ready to be annoying <3

dude tell me about it that's why I gave up and just posted on Twitter asking people to add me themselves