Owlbear Steve

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Xx.

Lifting weights is such bullshit. Like, if you stop doing it for a couple months your body is like, "well, never gonna need these muscles again, better start cannibalizing them for energy."

Fuckin' chill out body, I've just been busy with work. I still want to be huge.

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Not that anybody comes to me for Maine politics, but the fact that the Democrats successfully convinced a 77yo Governor to primary the 41yo progressive, is today's example of why the Democrats fucking stay failing.

Susan Collins is 72 and if Schumer gets his way, she'll be the YOUNGER choice!

President Pritzker is going to get record ratings when he takes a wrecking ball to that ballroom on prime time TV.

Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance.

Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn.

We have been sent here to fight for people.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

A stainless steel water bottle has "I ♥️ COC" written on it. A button with the same message sits beside it, on top of a box that also reads "I ♥️ COC"

The Canadian Opera Company either employs no gays, or exclusively gays.

I ♥️ COC.

mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

the cast of Hackers (1995) posing in a series of adjacent phone booths

Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

being totally comfortable speaking this way to millions of people is one of many signals that we're in an extremely dark place

JD Vance & @JDVance • 1h Killing cartel members who poison our fellow citizens is the highest and best use of our military. • 2.5K 174.4K O 40K Ill 975K 企 Brian Krassenstein @ IK @krassenstein • 1h Killing the citizens of another nation who are civilians without any due process is called a war crime. @ 1.1K 2> 175 企 JD Vance v @JDVance • 1h I don't give a shit what you call it

Yale Law School never beating the “they don’t teach law at Yale” allegations

It’s insulting that all of this human misery and despair is cause some rich guys got bored

how dare they imply that Starfleet (ONE WORD NOT TWO) has its headquarters in San Francisco because in the 21st century it was the capital of AI

Starfleet has its headquarters in San Francisco because space is gay

everybody knows that

"these edibles ain't shit" 45 minutes later: I have to reform the ninja empire. Says a man into a secure Garfield land line

i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass

I miss when republics declined because of lead pipes or something. instead my culture got digital access to the entirety of human knowledge and went immediately insane

Haribo Sour Streamers mascot guy looking ready to get down in it

Imagine this guy just absolutely going to town on your pussy

Some Final Fantasy Tactics Advance dudes shredding in a skate park.

Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance

People need to go to prison for these stories.

This is not the act of a legitimate government.

chris pratt tweeting an announcement for garfield 2 with....a pizza

does this bitch not know what lasagna is? respect the lore, sir

where on the failed state scale is “the aristocracy buying themselves senior military positions”?

I am sorry that you got superstitious about which oils are gay to eat from your jiu jitsu coach but I would prefer if it was not my problem also