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hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things ‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’ *major depressive disorder

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Israel is a ‘country’ but if you think that it represents a “race” I think you are the disgusting filthy antisemite, and if you think *I* think this, you are simply a dolt

05.03.2026 07:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i want to believe

05.03.2026 06:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dylan Saba (@shaabiranks) The United States and Israel have opened up the gates of hell. A free bonus episode:

those nice boys over at turbulence pod put up a free ep about the whole world war thing:

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i’m working on a real steamer

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(flaps wings without flying, angrily)

05.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not as much as you’d think

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Pro-American Kurdish Forces Are Preparing
Possible Iran Incursion
The C.I.A. has given small weapons to Iranian Kurdish forces in Iraq in a covert program that began before

Pro-American Kurdish Forces Are Preparing Possible Iran Incursion The C.I.A. has given small weapons to Iranian Kurdish forces in Iraq in a covert program that began before

Yes what this whole salad of madness needed was Kurdish insurgents.

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bless your heart

05.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

fake country. I don’t believe its real

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what the fuck did i just read

05.03.2026 02:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I blocked 500 ads and I’d block 500 more just to have the most unhinged content sent to my door

05.03.2026 02:36 — 👍 32    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

how many times does ‘Trey Anastasio’ appear in the files

05.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

film crew in my bathroom documenting my insane toothbrush skills

05.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Black and white art a woodcut I think a line of men with shovels clearing a in a snow-covered City

Black and white art a woodcut I think a line of men with shovels clearing a in a snow-covered City

Snow Shovelers — Claire Leighton, 1929

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was he good at it

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@cheesecakechik.bsky.social this is like catnip for you right

05.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dude utensil discourse on here is toxic af why are you tryna bring this on yourself

05.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

meanwhile Iran is pulling from munitions stores older than ‘vampire weekend’

05.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the US (with the substantial help of the Israeli air force) is managing to make 2/3 the number of sorties it made at the peak of the Gulf War

except all these sorties have to aerial refuel TWICE to cross the distances (so every sortie needs two refueling flights/craft, plus pilots, etc.)

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children ought to spend more time in chicken coops imo

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if i didn’t know better… i’d… uh

05.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

naming my child ‘Elon’ so he never gets to have sex

05.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

omg RUN, thumper!

05.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This drone shot of two dogs chasing a rabbit is one David Attenborough voiceover away from perfection.

05.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 209    🔁 45    💬 27    📌 28

go fight for Tehran, Mark

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Political (-performer) equivalent of a wind-blown shopping bag

05.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

next season maybe

05.03.2026 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

4 20

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Peace Bridge, whats happenin

05.03.2026 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(are they also making you rich?)

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