@automax.bsky.social
hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things Much like Kurt Vonnegut, my little sister is dead, and died too young. Hi ho!
she liked this movie a lot too
25.09.2025 05:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0pube stache
25.09.2025 05:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0its about the sense of accomplishment- the need to produce the plaque
25.09.2025 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RUBIN: When you're vegan, you spend your time chasing protein, and you're eating food that's way too high in carbs. I could never catch up on protein.
CHOTINER: Uhhhh.... (making garbled voice sound effects) RE-WIIIIND!!!
me I'd be more tempted to go at it with a toothpick i think
25.09.2025 05:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0witness the fitness
25.09.2025 05:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0honestly I'll try anything at this point
25.09.2025 05:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
if i need to cry i just watch/listen to this, because it reminds me of my sister, of going on road trips with my sister, thrifting with my sister, moving back in together with my sister, of the kind of world my sister had a way of suggesting, promoting even
youtu.be/lWtX0Lsmfn0?...
Those little white spots… thats where posts come from
25.09.2025 04:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here ya go; go nuts
25.09.2025 04:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh, you guys… you want to see my brain? Ah, yeah okay... I suppose that’s cool
25.09.2025 04:32 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0don't give him an inch, Chodie
25.09.2025 03:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0CHOTINER: Interesting. And did you in fact share the family-sized bag of Reese’s Pumpkins?
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
ok but i want to take 6 cans of ice cold PB to the beach
25.09.2025 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dudes rock dudes paper dudes scissors
24.09.2025 23:54 — 👍 353 🔁 61 💬 5 📌 2I wish you could buy a serviceable pickle brine in 24s of 355ml cans
25.09.2025 03:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Happy 34th to Nirvana's Nevermind. Really dig this floating baby-in-a-bottle promo merch from DGC.
24.09.2025 13:50 — 👍 57 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 3
bernie sanders speaking “raccoons can have a little salami”
25.09.2025 00:53 — 👍 88 🔁 13 💬 9 📌 0🤩
25.09.2025 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A feed of all the Chotiner memes!
25.09.2025 02:43 — 👍 656 🔁 125 💬 13 📌 18CHOTINER: Hey, were you gonna eat the rest of that?
ME: Yeah.
CHOTINER: No doubt, no doubt...
CHOTINER: what’s up
ME: not much dude
CHOTINER: right on
its just a hood ornament
25.09.2025 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0brain worms
go away
come back
another day
with weed and pizza
your butthole- is it a phillips or a robertson
25.09.2025 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0phillips or robbie?
25.09.2025 02:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0gets into those hard to reach places 😏
25.09.2025 02:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0just search "farmer" on bluesky... it'll get you there
25.09.2025 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0prefacing every sentence with “fuckin” & concluding with “,bro”
20.09.2025 00:03 — 👍 52 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 1
One farmer tells us what many of them were thinking in the first place.
👀👂🏾
youtu.be/badGHJLDpP8?...
