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Proud ๐จ๐ฆ Canadian ๐จ๐ฆ near retirement Single father w/2 schnauzettes Web prog. 37y exp, typescript/react/SPFx/c#/.net Boring big time 0 TV since 2010 โค๏ธ cars, fatbike, kayak, gardening, nature, diy 420 ๐จ Mark Carney ๐ฏ Anti djt/musk/pp/facism Je parle franรงais
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05.03.2026 13:38 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1Since the Dow is under 50,000, can we talk about the Epstein files again?
05.03.2026 09:02 โ ๐ 469 ๐ 103 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 4Especially if the dog sleep in your bed ๐
05.03.2026 13:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Watch till the end. Youโll be surprised at how good this looks in the backyard.
But Iโll be honest, if we get nuked, count me out. Even if we survive the blast, whatโs left?
The cover-up
Covering up the crimes with crimes.
โPeace Presidentโ Breaks Record for Attacking the Most Countries
Read More: crowdblue.com/news/913320
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04.03.2026 20:10 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 2Leader of Brazil.
05.03.2026 00:44 โ ๐ 123 ๐ 51 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 10
You pull the rope behind her back.
You have ten possible sentences. Two of them are insured.
Orange poop is the best poosident in the universe
Economy is roaring (for billionaires)
Tu tires sur la corde dans son dos.
Tu as dix phrases possibles. Dont deux assurรฉes.
Le caca orange est le meilleur poosident de l'univers
Economy is roaring (for billionaires)
It's going to crash so hard, convert your investments into cpg for a bit.
05.03.2026 01:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Bro this is illegal.
So laughed that I almost spit out a lung.
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05.03.2026 00:20 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
Iโm ordering flags to be flown at half-staff as we pay our final respects to Reverend Jesse Jackson ahead of his interment this weekend.
Reverend Jacksonโs lifetime of lessons and wisdom leaves a righteous path that is well prepared to carry forward his vision of a better world.
And the background sounds of the commander sneering and farting big time.
05.03.2026 00:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Pt Barnum & co are not reliable at this time. They should be removed from the golden oval office (orifice??)
TYFYATTMยน
ยน thank you for your attention to this matter (as fecal as it is).
This is not an administration. It's a circus and a scam.
05.03.2026 00:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Stivident! Nothing up there. For rent.
04.03.2026 23:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Une mouche ร marde, son seul vrai ami.
Fuck trump ๐๐คฎ๐
โStop honoring our dead. Youโre making us look badโ is the new โsuckers and losers.โ
04.03.2026 15:51 โ ๐ 2701 ๐ 990 ๐ฌ 162 ๐ 35
If the goal is to get rid of "the worst of the worst," why is Donald J. Trump still here?
He definitely qualifies.
There may be something wrong with me. I find myself agreeing with Marjorie๐คช
04.03.2026 20:31 โ ๐ 1535 ๐ 321 ๐ฌ 189 ๐ 18
KAROLINE LEAVITT: "President Trump invaded Iran because he had a feeling."
MOST AMERICANS & THE REST OF THE WORLD: "Fuck your feelings."
Rep. Moskowitz can be seen wearing a "JUSTICE FOR CRICKET" pin as he questions Kristi Noem
04.03.2026 20:35 โ ๐ 13175 ๐ 2688 ๐ฌ 507 ๐ 224A walking corpse that rambles anything according to the time of day.
04.03.2026 21:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0MAJOR BREAKING: The House Oversight Committee just VOTED 24-19 to issue a subpoena against AG Pam Bondi in the Jeffrey Epstein investigation.
04.03.2026 20:44 โ ๐ 3852 ๐ 1000 ๐ฌ 196 ๐ 60A public letter from Ukrainian Ambassador Olexander Scherba addressing the Iranian embassy's condolences for Ayatollah Khamenei.
The Iranian embassy in South Africa requested Ukrainian diplomats to open a book of condolences in memory of Ayatollah Khamenei and the military leadership of Iran. Russia has been using Iranian drones to murder civilians every day in Ukraine. The diplomatic response is spot on. #UkrainianView
04.03.2026 20:32 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1