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Elle-isson Becker

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Fellas you gotta dress like Rihanna and get your own rain machine for the musical number, it works

02.03.2026 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 852    ๐Ÿ” 135    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Oh Luke! So sorry to hear. I hope you get some justice and some peace.

02.03.2026 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very big same. I recently moved from Texas, where many of the games will be played, and though I really miss home, Iโ€™m glad to at least not be near that when it plays out here.

01.03.2026 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No offense taken and also you and Martin are right

01.03.2026 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You mean to tell me the FIFA Peace Prize doesnโ€™t really mean anything????

01.03.2026 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha ha thatโ€™s fair it had been a few years ๐Ÿคฃ

01.03.2026 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha ha instantly thought of this. And weโ€™re all like HEโ€™S NOT WRONG

01.03.2026 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

01.03.2026 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

with the boots?? Oh my goodness ๐Ÿ˜

01.03.2026 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Belle & Sebastian wrote a song about you, Iโ€™m automatically siding with you.

01.03.2026 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lightning down 4 in the 1st period WOOF

01.03.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eeeeesh

01.03.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

01.03.2026 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Confirmed! Will report back!

01.03.2026 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chanticleers more like chantijeers ๐Ÿ˜ญ

28.02.2026 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He gave the assist!

28.02.2026 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œBrief us on something you already did anywayโ€ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

28.02.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First thing I shouted at final whistle: GOAL DIFFERENTIALLLLLLL ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

28.02.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re gorgeous!

28.02.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"

Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"

28.02.2026 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1667    ๐Ÿ” 469    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I howled!!!

28.02.2026 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not gonna lie those Burnley / Brentford kits had me all mixed up ๐Ÿ˜‚ I was yelling that Burnley had won when in fact, it was the opposite ๐Ÿ˜ญ

28.02.2026 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Put up some limited edition Public Enemy SHE GOT GAME shirts to raise money for these women athletes.

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27.02.2026 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1119    ๐Ÿ” 270    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
Michael Jordan black and white meme but heโ€™s saying F*ck them Hammers.

Michael Jordan black and white meme but heโ€™s saying F*ck them Hammers.

#YNWA

28.02.2026 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT DID I SAY ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ #YNWA

(image from @andrewbeasleyfootball.com !)

28.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FRIMMIE WILL SAVE US

28.02.2026 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ok that goal was stupid ๐Ÿ™„

28.02.2026 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That one took me by surprise!!! What a CODY GOALPO #YNWA

28.02.2026 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just said the same. Dont give it away lads. Literally.

28.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kind of obsessed with these kits ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ #UniSky #SwagSky

28.02.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0