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PELICAN DELAY IN SANTA BARBARA

04.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 654 🔁 166 💬 15 📌 39

Sorry to report that this throwback shit works on me

Every

Damn

Time

04.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 40 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 0

☹️

04.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My enemy is “squawk.” 😅 It makes me pause every time. 🤣

04.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha ha I remember the “a rat” trick from middle school!

04.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man. Surely there’s a break for you soon.

04.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no, I did not think this through

04.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Awful to hear. Sorry, Anne. My nephew rides them all the time and it makes me so nervous. Thankfully my son is not a thrill-seeker and would flip out getting on a riding lawnmower 😅

04.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My God, even the kid tried to ice they guy’s marbles with a sympathy ball.

04.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man says " one way or another i 'm getting to the bottom of this " ALT: a man says " one way or another i 'm getting to the bottom of this "

I’M ON IT

04.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh man that’s a LOT 😔 So sorry, Luke.

04.03.2026 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not even an apology??? Maybe a subpoena will change their tune.

04.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭😭😭

04.03.2026 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hoping you get at least get some peace from this. Also holy moly Aussie police stations are so nice. 😅

04.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone blaming Slot for this, but we know these players know how to play.

He holds some blame, sure, but the team lost this match. It was not one person’s fault.

#RedSky #LFC #YNWA

03.03.2026 22:25 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 10 📌 0

🚨HAIR DEVELOPMENT🚨 #YNWA

03.03.2026 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Under papers on the table 🫩

03.03.2026 12:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank u everyone

03.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jim Downey meme but it says “Kalshi, the cereal brand?”

03.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is there such a thing as Find My Kindle? Because….😭

03.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Fried oyster bao? I did a double take 😂

03.03.2026 02:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes 😭😭😭

03.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think I can watch Up. Because everyone says it’s too sad. 😭

03.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just heard Billy Idol in my head

03.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a young boy is eating corn on the cob and the words for me are on the bottom ALT: a young boy is eating corn on the cob and the words for me are on the bottom

03.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have seen bits and pieces of the first 2 but Soul is a fave in our house. It ripped my heart out but in an uplifting way

03.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My stars that looks amazing

03.03.2026 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Who talks like that. Honestly!!!! It’s so juvenile!

03.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

How is this legal

03.03.2026 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wore the Julks space cowboys jersey the other day!

03.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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