That's fair to ask of Sam-I-Am,
So how about Venn Diaham?

I do not like green eggs and ham.
Respect my boundaries, Sam-I-Am.

Atlas blew off work to go to a frat party call that atlas chugged

So there's this whole idea where once you're at the Crack of Doom, the pull is too strong to be resisted by any mortal; hence the import of Gollum taking the Ring and dancing over the edge.

Thus: Green M&M
- Sufficiently one-dimensional to lack grand desires to amplify
- Melts and drops it

Shh! I don't exist here yet!