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Mark Britten

@l3moning.bsky.social

Soft and squishy. Bisexual cis man. Male pronouns preferably.

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Latest posts by l3moning.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm sure people know this, but it bears repeating, the BBC are *absolutely awful* on trans issues, so she's getting mad at them not being nasty enough.

10.11.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

βœ… That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

09.11.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1103    πŸ” 404    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 64

this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point

09.11.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1108    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6

I reiterate my contention that transphobes don't remotely understand what they're supposedly mad about. Lazy thinking that arises from confused, post hoc justifications for their personal discomfort.

09.11.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It will never not be funny that Truss is going to spend more time doing β€œstuff you have to do as a former PM” than she spent as actually being PM.

She was PM for 1176 hours. With the Queen’s funeral, the Coronation, three Remembrance Sundays (there’s a lunch) she’s up to about 48 already.

09.11.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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My annual post about how the Morning Star reported the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989

hatfulofhistory.com/2014/11/07/h...

09.11.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 342    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 8
It’s like photos of corn on plastic in an inflatable corn maze on grass. The inflatable parts are yellow and blue. It looks like an AI hall of mirrors but it’s IRL.

It’s like photos of corn on plastic in an inflatable corn maze on grass. The inflatable parts are yellow and blue. It looks like an AI hall of mirrors but it’s IRL.

New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.

09.11.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2140    πŸ” 390    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 174
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James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
πŸ§ͺ🧬🧫

08.11.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5935    πŸ” 1963    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 331
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All hail our woke emperor.

08.11.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A least weasel. It fits in the palm of the hand.

A least weasel. It fits in the palm of the hand.

If you’re wondering what a β€œleast weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for β€œis weasel”

02.06.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5200    πŸ” 1280    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 117
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I've never used a rotary phone or personally sent a fax, but that's about it, and I'm not 40 yet. (as teens we used to use what was functionally a boombox - it was an mp3 player with some battery powered speakers - on the skatepark for background music)

08.11.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have never done (9) (it's anti-social), (13) (Blockbuster never operated in my country), or (20) (those things were *expensive*).

I am teh oldz.

08.11.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 164    πŸ“Œ 342

And the response *in that episode* was β€œyeah, but the Simpsons were drawing on earlier stuff too! The thing you just mentioned that the Simpsons did first? Simpsons was riffing on a Twilight Zone episode!”

08.11.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œ0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

07.11.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 17913    πŸ” 5895    πŸ’¬ 399    πŸ“Œ 302
The view down Hell Lane, heading roughly in the direction of one of the more popular West Country branches of Domino's Pizza

The view down Hell Lane, heading roughly in the direction of one of the more popular West Country branches of Domino's Pizza

Tree roots suggestive of a portal to the underworld, but in fact actually less than a mile from a branch of WHSmith

Tree roots suggestive of a portal to the underworld, but in fact actually less than a mile from a branch of WHSmith

A terrifying face, shrieking from the sandstone of a Dorset bridleway

A terrifying face, shrieking from the sandstone of a Dorset bridleway

A face with tree roots instead of a body, who looks like he should actually he in a medieval church, rather than a public footpath not far from Waitrose

A face with tree roots instead of a body, who looks like he should actually he in a medieval church, rather than a public footpath not far from Waitrose

The Hell Lane bridleway, in West Dorset, is an excellent place to visit if you like interdimensional portals and scary Pagan graffiti.

08.11.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Whether other people judge them for that is a different point.

08.11.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This does remind me that South Park did an episode complaining about The Simpsons already having done everything in ~2001

08.11.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rugby Union Powers That Aren't By Gary Oswald.Rugby Union, like a lot of sports, was first codified in the UK and as such the four home nations (England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland) have traditionally been the heartland of the gam...

A #sporting #AlternateHistory from Gary Oswald ( @garyoswald.bsky.social ) : #WhatIf other nations had become powerhouses of #RugbyUnion? #Rugby #SportsHistory #Sport #Argentina #Japan #Madagascar www.sealionpress.co.uk/post/rugby-u...

07.11.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump said he wanted to, but I don't think he actually tried it.

07.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A sandwich *is not* a lethal weapon. Repeat: is not a lethal weapon.

06.11.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 8

Also, "copying the tactics of Trump and Farage"

Also known as "tactics that have been shown to work"

06.11.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because she knows it would hand power to Farage in 2029?

06.11.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how

X is designed to radicalise people.

The algorithm promotes Elon Musk's agenda to promote racists and people who want violence bought - specifically - to the streets of Britain.

Members of Parliament, major institutions and the media should not be there.
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

06.11.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1394    πŸ” 606    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 56

BREAKING: The U.S. Department of Transportation announces it will reduce scheduled airspace capacity by 10% starting Friday morning if the government shutdown has not ended, citing "growing pressure" in the NAS as controllers and other personnel continue to go unpaid. Developing story.

05.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 29

SchrΓΆdinger’s sandwich

05.11.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

05.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 12004    πŸ” 2043    πŸ’¬ 220    πŸ“Œ 83

Not 70s but "I predict a fry-up" to both my own and other people's baskets on a Saturday afternoon.

05.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless they are planning to try it with Vance, I suppose, but that would be ... foolish, I suspect.

05.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Want to be in politics in the future? Take an acting class. Improv skills will help you a lot. You will need to be on camera a lot more than any previous generation of politician and performing on camera is (mostly) a learned skill that you can get better at with deliberate practice.

05.11.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 9

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