༺ִ𝔇𝔢𝔟 𝔇𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔪𝔢༻

found out his shoe size is smaller than mine….he’s gotta be bb girl now 😭

I don’t think you can have prostate Cancer….aren’t you like literally a Leo?

I think my silverware is trans because where the fuck are my forks going and why do I have so many fucking spoons???

the calling me baby to calling me mommy pipeline should be studied

bff: fuck that guy he’s an asshole
me: oh i will
bff: bitch NO

only an older sister can come into my house that i bought and pay the bills for and tell me to clean MY ROOM…bitch i will drop your ass at the closest motel 6

last new years i spent under my table stuffing myself with grapes. this year i think ill spend it on top of my table getting stuffed instead.

it makes me sad that some of y’all only get gifts from a strange old man once a year…can’t relate

my whole body goes into attack mode

don’t fall for it he’s a cunt 😭

he would probably ask you to 😔

since someone asked, this is Jake From State Farm. he’s a rat bastard who owes me money and regularly commits grand larceny. i would die for him.

with the matching orange cuffs?! it’s giving gucci it’s giving balenciaga

this video is her horcrux. christine will never die. EVER.

1. aww thanks 💚 i do! i have my cat “jake from state farm” and my pitbull “zeus”
2. am i a fucking joke to you (pls say yes)
3. come forward so i can kiss you on the mouth coward!!
4. is this my therapist? Beth i know it’s you! answer my emails!!!

for the people who use their teeth to scrape the food off the fork into their mouth, how do you hide all the bodies?

teehee. pay me. jk i’ve been curing erectile dysfunction for years as part of my court mandated community service.

you telling me the fat man in the red suit only cums ONCE A YEAR???

giving the most heinous ungodly world ending brain under the mistletoe this year to one lucky winner

haha made you cum

if i buy new boots and your immediate response isn’t to lay down and beg for me to crush your windpipe get tf out of my face

good to know. taking notes.

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i’m bored. let’s play.

all i want for christmas is you…to choke me

this little kid ripped ass next to me. i’m allowed to fuck his dad and tear his family apart right?

it’s national emo day. let a MGK mf show you his soundcloud music and blow your back out. think of it as charity 🖤
#emo #emoday #imlikemothertheresa #butforbackshots #promosky

neither my mom nor my sister answered when i called to scream/cry about rangoongate 2024…
now i have to kms to teach them a lesson

crush: yeah i have this cool figurine in my room on—
me: your desk right? the goku one?
crush: wait how do you know that…
me: huh?
crush:…
me:…

feel like shit, didn’t want to leave the house.
went to panda because i was craving cream cheese rangoons.
drove there only for them to tell me they were SOLD OUT?!??
how do you RUN OUT?!?!!
this would never have happened if i were a white woman in america 😔

Ms. Lovato really said:
don’t tell your mother 🤫
kiss one another 😘
👹 DIE FOR EACH OTHER 👹