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Ultragross•Goblin•Jone 33•🏳️‍🌈•Artist•Naturalist Blacksmithing•metalworking•printmaking•bone art•foraging•birding etc. country goth type vibes Yes, THE Goblin 👹 Mushroom cult ca 2020 hmu I miss all of you TN>FL>MS>CA>MS>GA>TN

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Lmaoo

04.03.2026 08:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What music do plants like best ?

04.03.2026 07:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

04.03.2026 04:22 — 👍 4497    🔁 1021    💬 95    📌 40

The author is clearly a big fan of Robin wall Kimmerer because not only is she mentioned many times in the book, they also adopt her writing style lol and I just realized Robin left a little review so that must’ve felt very proud professor for her

04.03.2026 07:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can use the electric one but it’s not as good

04.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
FOREST
EUPHORIA
The Abounding Queerness of Nature
PATRICIA ONONIWU
KAISHIAN

FOREST EUPHORIA The Abounding Queerness of Nature PATRICIA ONONIWU KAISHIAN

Hey so as someone who is queer and rly into fungi (and also a big fan of Robin wall Kimmerer) this book was fantastic.
8th read of 2026

04.03.2026 04:40 — 👍 24    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

She was not

04.03.2026 04:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tilling again tomorrow. Everyone cross your fingers that the gas tiller keeps running

04.03.2026 04:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Tiny bracket mushroom on a fallen oak tree. To smol. Teensy. Baby.

Tiny bracket mushroom on a fallen oak tree. To smol. Teensy. Baby.

The teeniest lil bracket 🍄! So smol.

#fungifriends 🌿

03.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

3 days after planting, my first seeds have sprouted 🥹🥹 yay yay happy broccoli dance!

03.03.2026 15:49 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She’s very relatable tbh

27.02.2026 04:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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From the files...

THE SENTINAL -- Ink on paper

26.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Elon Musk's makeshift AI power plant generates sound and fury in Mississippi The 27 temporary gas turbines roar like jet engines day and night to power data centers, residents say.

very different. Families report nonstop noise, sleepless nights, and concerns about air quality. Property values are suddenly in question. Long-time residents say they weren’t prepared for heavy industrial activity operating around the clock in what had been a rural area.

26.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 568    🔁 179    💬 24    📌 14

Boiled eggs are my least favorite way to eat eggs. At least he put butter on it?? I’m sure that helped?

26.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I must always add pepper 😩 and preferably paprika and thyme. Or cheese!

26.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Selfie of me. I’m wearing a brown plaid dress with a black long sleeved shirt. My hair is brown with red tones. I’m wearing brown eye makeup with black liner. My eyes are blue. I am smiling. The wall and door behind me are off white.

Selfie of me. I’m wearing a brown plaid dress with a black long sleeved shirt. My hair is brown with red tones. I’m wearing brown eye makeup with black liner. My eyes are blue. I am smiling. The wall and door behind me are off white.

Mirror selfie of me. I’m wearing a brown plaid dress with a black long sleeved shirt. My hair is brown with red tones. I’m wearing brown eye makeup with black liner. My eyes are blue. I am smiling. My right hand holds a cell phone. My left hand is on my hip. The wall and door behind me are off white.

Mirror selfie of me. I’m wearing a brown plaid dress with a black long sleeved shirt. My hair is brown with red tones. I’m wearing brown eye makeup with black liner. My eyes are blue. I am smiling. My right hand holds a cell phone. My left hand is on my hip. The wall and door behind me are off white.

Mirror selfie of me. I’m wearing a brown plaid dress with a black long sleeved shirt & black velvet Doc Martens. My hair is brown with red tones. I’m wearing brown eye makeup with black liner. My eyes are blue. I am smiling. My right hand holds a cell phone. My left hand is on my hip. The wall is green. The floor is dark wood. There is a window behind me with white curtains and bright light coming in. There is a green dresser on my right with miscellaneous things on top of it. There is a black folding chair to my left with clothes neatly folded on it. You can see the wooden frame of the mirror. There is a yellow jacket hanging on the left hand side of the mirror.

Mirror selfie of me. I’m wearing a brown plaid dress with a black long sleeved shirt & black velvet Doc Martens. My hair is brown with red tones. I’m wearing brown eye makeup with black liner. My eyes are blue. I am smiling. My right hand holds a cell phone. My left hand is on my hip. The wall is green. The floor is dark wood. There is a window behind me with white curtains and bright light coming in. There is a green dresser on my right with miscellaneous things on top of it. There is a black folding chair to my left with clothes neatly folded on it. You can see the wooden frame of the mirror. There is a yellow jacket hanging on the left hand side of the mirror.

Selfie of me. I’m wearing a brown plaid dress with a black long sleeved shirt. My hair is brown with red tones. I’m wearing brown eye makeup with black liner. My eyes are blue. I am smiling. The wall behind me is off white.

Selfie of me. I’m wearing a brown plaid dress with a black long sleeved shirt. My hair is brown with red tones. I’m wearing brown eye makeup with black liner. My eyes are blue. I am smiling. The wall behind me is off white.

🍓🤎Hey Hachi…🤎🍓

26.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 50    🔁 1    💬 10    📌 0

Over easy is the best way to eat eggs imo

26.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do ppl rly enjoy the flavor of eggs on their own? Nothing added?

26.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I’m practical so a dryer isn’t a necessity and washer is run on cold (tap cold), medium spin, & pre soak

26.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Birds

26.02.2026 01:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Nailed it

25.02.2026 05:34 — 👍 8116    🔁 2498    💬 97    📌 93
A moss lined log is covered in hundreds of turkey tail mushrooms cascade down shelves and rosettes set against the white snowy winter ground. All photos by me

A moss lined log is covered in hundreds of turkey tail mushrooms cascade down shelves and rosettes set against the white snowy winter ground. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

25.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 564    🔁 50    💬 12    📌 2

Oh. I have finished 6 books this year. Working on 7

25.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of course also reading books. I’m working on my 4th? 5th? Of the year? My written goal is 20 but my real goal is 36

25.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wish I could find a post of last years goals. I know I managed some of em. Baking bread for one. Having a garden and compost for two. Can’t remember the rest!
Anyways, keeping this years goals short:
-write more letters
-build a forge
-learn to can
-refinish my secretary desk

25.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Folks showin up in my feed that I haven’t seen in my feed for months. Hello! Good to see you again!

25.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahhh ! Haven’t seen you on my feed in forever! Looking gorgeous as always!

25.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m definitely gonna learn!!

24.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve never learned! My mom is so terrified of making someone sick she doesn’t even trust her friends canned veggies 😩😩

24.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Plus organizing a class like this would put me into contact with other home gardeners and organize food sharing etc etc etc like AGH THIS IS THE FUTURE I WANT

24.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0