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The Bengals Trade For An Older, Worse Jake Browning - Deadseriousness The Cleveland Browns have traded Joe Flacco to the Cincinnati Bengals. Jake Browning is being replaced by an older, worse Jake Browning.

"Jake Browning, 2nd most interceptions in the NFL so mediocre, the Bengals are willing to give up draft picks for Joe Flacco—the guy with the 3rd most interceptions in the NFL."

The Bengals Trade For An Older, Worse Jake Browning📝

#NFL #Bengals #Browns

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Trevor Lawrence Picks His Nose and Picks The Chiefs Defense Apart - Deadseriousness Trevor Lawrence picking his nose and picking apart the Chiefs defense in Jacksonville's 31-28 Monday night win over the AFC Champs.

In the most important game of his life, stakes sky high; hitting open receivers, morphing into a bowling ball, using his speed and size to lead the team with 54 rushing yards and 2 touchdowns.

Trevor Lawrence Picks His Nose and Picks The Chiefs Defense Apart📝

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NFL Week 5 Awards - Deadseriousness This Sunday, locked in, eyes on every play. Honestly, Jaxson Dart personally retiring Russell Wilson last week got me back into the NFL season. Um, not so fortunate for my Giants this week but I have ...

From Baker Mayfield taking the MVP trophy to Mac Jones ODing on bananas to Mark Sanchez getting swiss cheesed, let's talk NFL Week 5

🏆NFL Week 5 Awards🏆

#NFL #Week5

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Why Are We Pretending Like The Yankees Aren't Going To Win The ALDS? - Deadseriousness Lounging, sunny Monday, no clouds, birds chirping, vape fumes attacking future me; Sunday’s disappointments escape me. The New York Giants committed 5 consecutive turnovers, losing to a New Orleans Sa...

4 former MVPs line the spine of this order. Who’s stopping them? Shane Bieber? The pitcher with a combined 9 starts in the last two full seasons? Yankees in 5.

Why Are We Pretending Like The Yankees Aren’t Going To Win The ALDS?📝

#ALDS #Yankees

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The New York Giants Are Losers (And That's Okay) - Deadseriousness After a surprise victory over the unbeated Los Angeles Chargers, the New York Giants laid an eye in New Orleans because they're losers.

"Brief glimpse of joy, violently shaken awake from dreams, implanted by free Pepsi’s at blowout losses—blue skies, sunshine, to the truth: the New York Giants are still losers."

The New York Giants Are Losers (And That’s Okay)📝

#NYG #NFL

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Character Building in an Emergency - Deadseriousness HBO's new series, Task, is a show where the sky is falling, bodies dropping, stakes sky high, secondary to slow boring character building.

A child is missing. A gang is preparing retaliation. People are dying. Daily. We are in the height of an emergency. Stakes atmospheric. And here comes a teenage girl's therapy session for no reason.

Character Building in an Emergency📝

#Task

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Mark Sanchez Gets Drunks, Plays Superman, Gets Stabbed - Deadseriousness Former NFL QB Mark Sanchez was stabbed after having too many drinks and picking a fight with an elderly man minding his own business.

Mark Sanchez is facing battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication charges because belly full of juice, courage through the roof, tried to murder an octogenarian.

Mark Sanchez Gets Drunk, Plays Superman, Gets Stabbed📝

#NFL

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Mac Jones Should Be a Starting Quarterback in the NFL - Deadseriousness Mac Jones walked 10 paces with Matty Stafford and didn't blink. The former first round pick is too good to be holding clipboards.

Respect restored for Mac Jones, dragging his own carcass up the field, Rams pass rushers pinballing him in the backfield, playing keep away, his feet from the Earth. Didn’t know he had it in him.

Mac Jones Should Be a Starting Quarterback in the NFL📝

#NFL

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Sipping a Few Small Beers With Sensei Sergio - Deadseriousness In Paul Thomas Anderson's One Battle After Another, Benicio del Toro plays Sensei Sergio Garcia, the gold-hearted, drunk freedom fighter .

"Benicio del Toro is the heart and spine of One Battle After Another. The complicated moral core, the backbone holding the whole thing together."

Sipping a Few Small Beers With Sensei Sergio📝

#OneBattleAfterAnother #OBAA

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Cam Schittler Schitts All Over Boston - Deadseriousness Yankees rookie pitcher, Cam Schittler just had a career-defying Game 3 victory over the Boston Red Sox to advance the Yankees.

"Schittler’s 15th career MLB start was a declaration. On Thursday night, Cam Schittler left Earth, hurling 101 mph fastball from the heavens, smiting the Red Sox, wronging the sins of a Yankees organization run by AI."

Cam Schittler Schitts All Over Boston📝

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Just Play Shedeur Sanders - Deadseriousness The Dillon Gabriel Shedeur Sanders beef expands as the Cleveland Browns bench Joe Flacco for the wrong rookie QB.

"3rd round pick, Dillon Gabriel, entered an atmosphere polluted with Deshaun Watson’s misery and the ghosts of Tim Couch and Kelly Holcomb, doomed to fail, like, an hour later when the Browns drafted Shedeur Sanders in the 5th"

Just Play Shedeur Sanders📝

#NFL

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New York Giants Week 4 Report: Jaxson Dart Arrives and Malik Nabers Explodes - Deadseriousness Jaxson Dart makes his NFL debut. Malik Nabers makes his exit. The Giants defense make it rain blood. Here's a Giants Week 4 report.

"Jaxson Dart generates energy. Richter scales pop when Dart breaks the pocket. Gravity shifts. Planets realign. "

New York Giants Week 4 Report: Jaxson Dart Arrives and Malik Nabers Explodes📝

#NFL #NewYorkGiants

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Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. Donald Trump ends autism.

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Hey, I wrote about Donald Trump ending autism.

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#DonaldTrump #Tylenol

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Jaxson Dart Will Ruin Malik Nabers - Deadseriousness The New York Giants have announced rookie Jaxson Dart as their new QB1. What does that mean for star receiver Malik Nabers?

The New York Giants have announced rookie Jaxson Dart as their new QB1. What does that mean for star receiver Malik Nabers?

Jaxson Dart Will Ruin Malik Nabers📝

#NFL #JaxsonDart

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5 Hosts Who Could Replace Jimmy Kimmel - Deadseriousness We have to replace Jimmy Kimmel after the president and the FCC joined forces to manipulate ABC into cancelling him. I have ideas.

We have to replace Jimmy Kimmel after the president and the FCC joined forces to manipulate ABC into cancelling him. I have ideas.

5 Hosts Who Could Replace Jimmy Kimmel📝

#JimmyKimmel #ErikaKirk

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Cardi B listening party Let's listen to Cardi's new album, track-by-track.

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Hey, I wrote about Cardi B's new album

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#CardiB #AmITheDrama

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So The FCC Won't Let Me Be... Growing up, learning about the former presidents of the United States—it was sort of implied the president existed to make life better for as many Americans as possible.

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#JimmyKimmel #NFL

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Return of the Lester's Welcome to What We Watchin Wednesday, where maybe I help you guys decide what nonsense you should stream next.

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Hey, I wrote about season 5 of Only Murders in the Building and my attempt to get into The Gilded Age...

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#OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding

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Russell Wilson Cooks, Malik Nabers Eats and I Hope James Hudson Burns - Deadseriousness The Cowboys beat the Giants in a 40-37 OT thriller. Russell Wilson had the best game of his career and James Hudson had the worst.

The Cowboys beat the Giants in a 40-37 OT thriller. Russell Wilson had the best game of his career and James Hudson had the worst. Ever.

Russell Wilson Cooks, Malik Nabers Eats and I Hope James Hudson Burns📝

#NFL #NYG

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Josh Giddey Gets Paid, The Knicks Fill Out Their Roster and The Lakers Flirt With Andrew Wiggins - Deadseriousness From Josh Giddey re-upping with the Bulls to the Knicks adding some vets to Andrew Wiggins Lakers rumors, lets talk hoops.

From Josh Giddey re-upping with the Bulls to the Knicks adding some vets to Andrew Wiggins Lakers rumors, lets talk hoops.

Josh Giddey Gets Paid, The Knicks Fill Out Their Roster and The Lakers Flirt With Andrew Wiggins📝

#NBA #JoshGiddey

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Jordan Love Does Everything Right and the Packers Defense Stuffs Jayden Daniels in a Locker - Deadseriousness Shout out to the NFL for finally giving Amazon good games on Thursday night. I will never forget the Browns and Titans and Jaguars having mid-offs while wearing Madden “Create-a-Team” ass uniforms. Th...

Jordan Love Does Everything Right and the Packers Defense Stuffs Jayden Daniels in a Locker📝

#NFL #Packers

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Aaron Judge Meets Donald Trump and Has One of the Best Games of His Life - Deadseriousness Very strange watching the Aaron Judge Donald Trump meet cute before tonight's game. This is the second worst 9/11 of my life.

Very strange watching the Aaron Judge Donald Trump meet cute before tonight's game. This is the second worst 9/11 of my life.

Aaron Judge Meets Donald Trump and Has One of the Best Games of His Life📝

#NewYorkYankees #DonaldTrump

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NFL Power Rankings: Week 1 Overreactions - Deadseriousness We’ve seen each team play exactly one football which means it’s time to wildly overreact to the smallest sample size possible. Let’s do the first NFL Power Rankings of the year and overreact to the on...

Every team has played exactly one (1) football game. Which means it's time to wildly overreact over the smallest possible sample size.

NFL Power Rankings: Week 1 Overreactions📝

#NFL #PowerRankings

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RIP Ya Big Headed Bitch - Deadseriousness Oh nooooooo someone shot Charlie Kirk. Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Lolololololololol.

RIP Ya Big Headed Bitch📝

#CharlieKirk

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Steve Ballmer is a Victim, Mark Cuban is a Ball Licker and Kawhi is the GOAT - Deadseriousness Steve Ballmer and Kawhi Leonard had a scummy pay arrangement to circumvent the salary cap and Mark Cuban is here to protect them.

Pablo Torre Found Out Clippers Owner, Steve Ballmer, circumvented the salary cap to give Kawhi extra cash via a Ponzi scam and Mark Cuban is here to defend them all.

Steve Ballmer is a Victim, Mark Cuban is a Ball Licker and Kawhi is the GOAT

#NBA #Clippers

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Who Does Caleb Williams Think He Is? - Deadseriousness Caleb Williams vs. JJ McCarthy was like Josh Allen vs. Lamar Jackson for sickos who like me who enjoy watching mediocrity.

While Caleb Williams was knocking satellites out of space with his erratic passes to no one—JJ McCarthy locked in and stole a road game.

Who Does Caleb Williams Think He Is?📝

#NFL #ChicagoBears

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I chose not to pile on Defensive Kyle Shanahan

NFL Week 1 Awards - Deadseriousness From Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson going blow-for-blow to Justin Herbert entering the MVP convo, let's give out NFL Week 1 Awards.

From Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson going blow-for-blow to Justin Herbert entering the MVP convo to the Packers instantly winning the Micah Parsons trade, let's give out NFL Week 1 Awards.

🏆NFL Week 1 Awards🏆

#NFL #JoshAllen

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Deadseriousness Top 50 Quarterbacks Heading Into The 2025 NFL Season - Deadseriousness Is Jayden Daniels underrated? Is Deshaun Watson still good? Where does the GOAT, Daniel Jones rank? Here are the top 50 quarterbacks.

Deadseriousness Top 50 Quarterbacks Heading Into The 2025 NFL Season📝

#NFL #LamarJackson

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Everyone Please Look At Nancy Mace - Deadseriousness Nancy Mace was seen weeping after meeting with Jeffrey Epstein survivors and please, make sure you zoom in on all the tears.

South Carolina Rep Nancy Mace was seen weeping as she left a meeting with Jeffrey Epstein survivors, and please make sure you zoom in on all the tears so you just how super upset she really is.

Everyone Please Look At Nancy Mace📝

#NancyMace #JeffreyEpstein

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