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Gareth Sefton

@garethsefton.bsky.social

Husband, Father, Worker, Drinker, European, Blade.

313 Followers  |  388 Following  |  501 Posts  |  Joined: 03.11.2023  |  2.3341

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It looks Champion to me.

10.11.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, Joe. #celebritytraitors

06.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arse biscuits!

04.11.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well...

#sufc

04.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The George Cross is for military personnel. The George Medal is for civilians.

04.11.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

George Medal, not Cross. But otherwise, definitely.

04.11.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought I was, but now I'm not sure.

03.11.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I, too, am an author*

*If, like Matt Goodwin, writing using my own piss counts.

02.11.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me you're Scottish, without telling me you're Scottish.

01.11.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you are confusing GET TO FUCK with GETTAE FUCK. Similar, but not the same.

01.11.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His idle bone was generally in other people's bodies.

01.11.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's being idle. But that's bone idle.

01.11.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For a second, I thought that said there was nothing newsworthy...

Anyway, go hibernate for a week.

31.10.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are the men married?

29.10.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know, lads, this feels like some pretty desperate botism.

26.10.2025 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That scooter is slightly more modern than that.

25.10.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

About to head into Sheffield. See you shortly.

25.10.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WOW! #sufc #bskyblades

24.10.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As supplied by N. FΓΌhrage Flag Fondlers LTD, no doubt.

24.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am soooooooooooooooooo looking forward to it.

24.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aero helmet for track cycling/time trialling?

23.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Life is too short for flat roof pubs.

23.10.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A 40-minute video??!!??!? Who are you, and what have you done with the real Jago?

22.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a special place in hell, just for you.

22.10.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did I miss the bit about going for a massage?

22.10.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100%

21.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COME ON!!!!!

21.10.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Roland doesn't have a middle name. Kevin does. Stop name shaming. It is not the Rat family's fault they couldn't afford a middle name for Roland.

21.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very "His Dark Materials". Nice.

19.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE, SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE*

*the league of Sheffield-based teams.

18.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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