golurker's Avatar

golurker

@golurker.bsky.social

the one that people point at and say “what the hell is that” I’m also @golurker on twitter and tumblr! 31/ USA, they/she. my fav things are cats, Anpanman, and almost anything cute! https://golurker.carrd.co

68 Followers  |  63 Following  |  331 Posts  |  Joined: 18.09.2023  |  1.9512

Latest posts by golurker.bsky.social on Bluesky

YAYY THANK U AGAIN!!!! Yeah I am my family got me a switch 2 bundle even though I've never even mentioned it to them hsdwsdsw so I've been driving around in Mario kart fora while~

06.12.2025 01:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thank you!

05.12.2025 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Video thumbnail

Birthday today!!!

05.12.2025 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

THANK YOU SO MUCH OMGGG💕💕💕

05.12.2025 01:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image

He knows nothiiiing

04.12.2025 23:35 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Tomorrow Dec. 5 is gonna be my birthday!!

04.12.2025 23:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image Post image Post image

I had some fabric printed and made a cheap shitty tv plush with it lmao. I think I shoulda made the screen part of his face smaller and made his antennae closer but it’s hard to tell how a flat panel will look before you sew it together.

01.12.2025 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a ship I once liked has started stressing me out just to see, because for some reason idk why, a lot of people who favor it started claiming my # 1 favorite comfort ship is toxic/abusive/bad with absolutely zero evidence or reason for it… I shouldn’t care so much but I do, it makes me feel sick

01.12.2025 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Artwork of Robotnik, drawn by Milton Knight, for the 'Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog' pilot.

30.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 637    🔁 219    💬 9    📌 9

I don’t know how or why but for some reason, Once Upon A Katamari is the first Katamari game that I NEVER EVER get motion sickness with and I am so fuckin grateful. Praise be to the king.

01.12.2025 17:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was given the option between an extra tv plush or a big plate of sashimi and he just looks so silly the choice was obvious

24.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
2 tenna plushes looking so goofy

2 tenna plushes looking so goofy

TWO of himmm one to sit on my shelf and the other for unethical experimentation

24.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image

Everyone should draw tenna like this fuckin thing

22.11.2025 16:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YAYYY YAY IM SO GLAD

21.11.2025 16:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sheepman from megaman wearing fuckin awesome custom hi-top heelys that light up. that is all

19.11.2025 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
(Stupid babbling) 
Actually this is also part of why spamtenna is such an important ship to me like… unfortunately spamton is too relatable to me. in him being a broken, miserable, lonely, traumatized mentally ill unkempt person that desperately wants free will and to have control over his own life only for it to be thrown in is face and both literally and figuratively puppeted around and be harshly punished for having the gall to have wants and feelings of his own and thinking someone could ever actually care for him. in a hopeless situation feeling abandoned by everyone and trapped in a twisted mockery of a body that’s in constant torturous pain and many people believing it’s all his own fault.
and like the rift between him and tenna is completely based around misunderstanding and lack of communication orchestrated by a third party and though they’re both very bitter they also both clearly show that they still deeply care about each other and want to go back… and the thought process is like “if that perfect handsome angel of a tv could still love him even after he’s been shattered beyond recognition into a rat-like caricature of who he used to be. then maybe it isn’t so futile to hope that anyone could ever love a loser freak like me” idk lol

(Stupid babbling) Actually this is also part of why spamtenna is such an important ship to me like… unfortunately spamton is too relatable to me. in him being a broken, miserable, lonely, traumatized mentally ill unkempt person that desperately wants free will and to have control over his own life only for it to be thrown in is face and both literally and figuratively puppeted around and be harshly punished for having the gall to have wants and feelings of his own and thinking someone could ever actually care for him. in a hopeless situation feeling abandoned by everyone and trapped in a twisted mockery of a body that’s in constant torturous pain and many people believing it’s all his own fault. and like the rift between him and tenna is completely based around misunderstanding and lack of communication orchestrated by a third party and though they’re both very bitter they also both clearly show that they still deeply care about each other and want to go back… and the thought process is like “if that perfect handsome angel of a tv could still love him even after he’s been shattered beyond recognition into a rat-like caricature of who he used to be. then maybe it isn’t so futile to hope that anyone could ever love a loser freak like me” idk lol

19.11.2025 20:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A tumblr post with some of the text edited to force it to be about my interests
Tumblr post: Maladaptive daydreaming as a child was like "what if I was in the deltarune universe" and now it's like "what if someone genuinely loved me even though I'm flawed"
Reply post: what if Mr. Ant Tenna genuinely loved me even though I'm flawed

A tumblr post with some of the text edited to force it to be about my interests Tumblr post: Maladaptive daydreaming as a child was like "what if I was in the deltarune universe" and now it's like "what if someone genuinely loved me even though I'm flawed" Reply post: what if Mr. Ant Tenna genuinely loved me even though I'm flawed

my constant state of mind has just been this for several months

19.11.2025 20:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cute Aggression - golurker - Deltarune (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

btw I just wrote a so stupid and bad tenna deltarune fic it sucksSuffer📺

archiveofourown.org/works/74048926

15.11.2025 23:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY HOPING ITS A WONDERFUL DAY BESTIE 💕💕💕💕💕

13.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The limited time flavor is the worst they’ve ever had

13.11.2025 04:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s actually really funny how this cheaper and tinier plush has a much higher production quality than the original, bigger, super rare & expensive one lol. Like for instance this one has embroidered dots while the old rare one just used glued on felt circles.

13.11.2025 04:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

After so many years I finally got cute little blacephalon plush yayyy cutest lil freaklet

13.11.2025 04:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YAYY THANK YOU

13.11.2025 04:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yayyy thank you!!!!

13.11.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Sphinx tenna plush i had made, lil goober #deltarune

12.11.2025 23:03 — 👍 61    🔁 17    💬 3    📌 0
Post image

The Queen deserves a cute new fit too 🌸🌼✨🩷 #katamaridamacy

29.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 628    🔁 283    💬 7    📌 2

Hoping you feel better soon!!!🫶

09.11.2025 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image

Too burned out to finish this rn maybe someday lol #deltarune #spamtenna

07.11.2025 19:51 — 👍 26    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

the STL file for the 3d printed head is from here:
www.etsy.com/listing/4349...

06.11.2025 04:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image

MY LITTLE GLOOBY PET💕💕💕 TO KEEP IN A CAGE😘😇🙃💕💕

06.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@golurker is following 19 prominent accounts