Chip Getaway

Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

Prince's sound checks were better than most concerts.

CHI didn't inform families of surgery scandal till forced Some staff members opposed the move and CHI had received legal advice about the implications of telling affected families.

Children’s Health Ireland didn’t inform parents affected by the ongoing hip surgery scandal – because of internal opposition – till after The Ditch’s publication of a draft report that concluded children were being operated on unnecessarily.

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IDF missile launchers illegally transported over Ireland Weeks after The Ditch told government the airline was using Irish airspace to transport weapons to Tel Aviv.

Silkway Airlines illegally transported missile launchers for Israel Defense Forces (IDF) F-35 fighter jets through Irish territory – just weeks after The Ditch told government the airline was using Irish airspace to transport weapons to Tel Aviv.

www.ontheditch.com/idf-missile-...

This is Goose. Goose likes to be comfortable, no matter what. And rightly so.

i don’t want to alarm anyone but it’s looking possible that the vibes may be (and sorry for using technical terminology it’s just that precision is important here) fucked

Great news guys! An asteroid is coming! Like… seriously.

David Lynch with five Woody Woodpecker dolls sitting beside him on the couch. The text: David Lynch is recalling a day in 1981 when, he says, he "rescued" five Woody Woodpecker toys that he saw hanging up as he drove past a petrol station. "I screech on the brakes, I do a U-turn, go back and I buy them and I save their lives," he says seriously. "I named them Chucko, Buster, Pete, Bob and Dan and they were my boys and they were in my office. They were my dear friends for a while but certain traits started coming out and they became not so nice." Looking straight ahead he says with a grim finality: "They are not in my life anymore."

People might bring up Vincent van Gogh as an example of a painter who did great work in spite of, or because of, his suffering. I like to think that van Gogh would have been even more prolific and even greater if he wasn't so restricted by the things tormenting him. I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had. —David Lynch

I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.

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RIP David Lynch

I will miss Somebody Somewhere like no other show I've ever watched. Each episode feels like hanging out with friends you love. I could watch it for eternity. Please someone throw money at them to make more !!

Ever wondered why walking around museums is weirdly tiring? At normal speed our legs act like pendulums, swinging forward from the hip & saving us a huge amount of energy. In "museum shuffle" our muscles must do ALL the work of constant readjustment. So cake in the cafe is scientifically justified 🥳

Are there any games out there that combine exploration with a shooter, kinda like The Division 2 ? Really enjoyed that until it became basically just a loop. Tried Ghost Recon's but didn't get into it, very samey very quickly......

AG forced to write to cabinet after DPP criticism He had to remind government of the “strictly independent” nature of the DPP’s work.

The attorney general was forced to – privately – remind government of the 'strictly independent' nature of the DPP’s work after senior ministers claimed her office was 'no longer fit for purpose'.
The DPP was 'anxious to put some matters on the record'.

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airbud missing the game winning free throws and getting put down

Cool, I've never seen one that colour. Here in Dublin, there are some on the canal, but they are all black with no other discernable shades. Perhaps I need to take a closer look !

Absolutely wonderful show. So, so lovely.

SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE IS SO GOOD

€1,000 is how much it’ll cost to buy a pair of children’s shoes if you keep voting these lads in

Goose joining the queue to say hi !

We just need to get that defence locked in again.... Signs of it were there in the 4th tonight. But that was a good time - we'll take it !

Did I hear Grady say the Wolves were only a ahead for 15 seconds in total out of the 48 minutes ?! Amazing, really fun end to the game. Could do with some more of that !

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

she started a haka to tear up their proposed changes to the indigenous treaties bill and the whole thing got pushed out what a legend

There are things called starter packs now which is like a list of people, made by someone, which you could try ? I haven't yet but try the discover tab, and follow a few folks and then someone they follow may have a list that pops up in your feed ? I've seen a few on my t/l now hai

It's like a weird fever dream !