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@rangermachete.bsky.social

Probably the only self-employed person fired for overperforming. Baker dropout. Uncivil engineer turned computer nerd. Creator of the 5150 cocktail. Temporary manager of two outstanding establishments where free drinks are served.

69 Followers  |  55 Following  |  45 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  2.2079

Latest posts by rangermachete.bsky.social on Bluesky

Come to MΓΌnchen actual, you can park inside (my apartment's parking).

13.11.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was*

03.10.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, what that a single sentence without any commas, periods, and no uppercases?

My eyes hurt.

03.10.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Has Priority Pass lost its value? All locations in SFO and other airports denied entry to PP holders due to "capacity" problems.

10.09.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was wondering that myself

10.08.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Survivor bias. A car would have probably killed you.

10.08.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I once met Derek Muller (from Veritasium) at my bar. Unfortunately we were closing...

21.07.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear telegram. No. I don't want to add my birthday.

Thanks.

10.07.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL Charlot (in France and Spain, and probably many others) is known as The Tramp in English speaking countries.

I can't describe these weird feelings.

21.06.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Wealthy In This Country Would Poison Us For The Sake Of Profit!!!

19.04.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16207    πŸ” 5610    πŸ’¬ 510    πŸ“Œ 263

Gayle King is an Astronaut in the same sense that I am an Interior Designer (having just moved our furniture)

Please be serious, and give the correct honor and respect to real astronauts like Dr Mae Jemison. Gayle is a space tourist.

14.04.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 700    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Same question as Kym. Did I miss something?

13.04.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eugenicists are so stupid.

13.04.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 26496    πŸ” 4389    πŸ’¬ 1363    πŸ“Œ 250

If Trump can disappear green card holders for protesting war, he can disappear you.

If he can disappear visa holders for criticizing him, he can disappear you.

If he can disappear asylum seekers for tattoos, he can disappear you.

We must speak out now β€” before there is no one left to speak out.

30.03.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10435    πŸ” 3395    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 150
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27.03.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well. Looks like nothing like marching with insurrectionists to the Capitol if you are jobless. You may not get unemployment benefits (because "oh socialism"), but still may get a salary.

27.03.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This post aged so well... 9 days later and here we are witnessing the Signalgate chaos.

Without consequences for lying under oath. The head of the National Intelligence.

27.03.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing.

27.03.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care what side of the Israel-Palestine conflict your sympathies lie on, snatching up people with a valid student visa for the crime of writing an OpEd is naked fascism and if you don't oppose this you are a threat to this country's most basic values

26.03.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8257    πŸ” 2727    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 71

We used to see zero in 1 USA presidents to be morons, and now we see one in 1. We need to investigate what happened. And find out.

27.03.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of my, my wife and citizen having a drink in the Isar river bed, on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

A picture of my, my wife and citizen having a drink in the Isar river bed, on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

Collecting rangers.

24.03.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The lack of any punctuation and the weird spacing makes the last sentence really funny, as it looks like an statement: "you're dying".

24.03.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Musk eats shit for breakfast. That is simply a fact.

23.03.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And devour feculence.

21.03.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do. 10 years living in the USA are now confusing the hell out of me when I try to read a date.

18.03.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The difference between 2 months and 4 years is "mostly 4 years".

We are flooded with chaos, every single day.

I miss the quiet of the Biden administration.

If you feel anxious, my recommendation is to disconnect from the news every now and then. Take care of yourself. But don't stop the fight.

18.03.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I am not ok. My employer, a global company, sent an email with a MM/DD/YYYY date format. I am far from ok.

18.03.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Constitution is clear: the President can't arrest people he disagrees with.

By detaining Mahmoud Khalil β€” a legal permanent resident whose American wife is 8-months pregnant β€” Donald Trump seeks to undermine basic freedoms.

We must oppose this move toward authoritarianism.

17.03.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6387    πŸ” 1227    πŸ’¬ 431    πŸ“Œ 53
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08.03.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 48464    πŸ” 6425    πŸ’¬ 1554    πŸ“Œ 402

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