Wealthy Dowager

Heavy is the pussy that wears the bush 😔

If I was President I'd make it illegal to add me to any more group chats

you shouldnt drink whilst navigating a boat

actual woke nonsense

Honestly it wasn't bad. The surgeon was quick, efficient, and very easy to communicate with. The whole thing only lasted about 20 minutes, and all the staff in the room with me really helped me get over my nerves.

After my vacectomy, the surgical staff were telling me how well I did and how confident I was. While I was recovering before my Uber, I overheard the staff say they had 3 cancellations and one walk out that morning.

I take this to believe I am braver and more self assured than most cis men.

Data is my husband

Making me cry rn??????????

Today I got a vasectomy. So damn proud of myself.

Getting sterilised today :3

@juno.will.dog

a chastity cage with the text "I just need to lock, to lock in" on

i aspire to be the female john mcafee

Divorce is kinda like gender transition for cis women.

We'll see about that 😏👀

The only Tisim that I suffer from is Capitalism

Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "I wasn't socialized enough as a puppy" drawn by basil_mage (me)

Me(actually)

plane yuri