Lisa Luckstruck

It's on the stove here too!

Christ on a cracker, I forgot about this goddamn dipshit

Pete knows what's up!

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

Please note that she's READING this. She PREPARED this as a rebuttal for questions about Epstein. She planned this, had someone write it down, and read it.

One of my cats came trotting in from the other room so I picked her up and smooshed my face against her side. Her fur is nice and toasty which means this darling creature got up from her cozy spot in the sunshine just to find me.

What an honor, to be loved by a cat.

I am a pessimist about the GOP because they are unrelenting evil. I’m a pessimist about the Democrats because they’re weak and feckless. But I’m an optimist about the American people.

Elon Musk owns a website that generates child porn and was an eager associate of Jeffrey Epstein long after it was known Epstein trafficked children for sex.

How is anyone continuing to be associated with any of his projects companies or operations

Gov. Walz: "What side do you want to be on? The side of an all-powerful federal government that can kill, injure, menace, and kidnap its citizens off the street, or the side of a nurse for a VA hospital who died bearing witness to such government?"

I hate it as much as I love each of those things separately.

Bart Simpson repeatedly writes on a chalkboard, "I will not argue with ignorant old bitches on Facebook"

Bondi seeks Minnesota voter rolls, welfare data to "help bring back law and order" in wake of shootings Attorney General Pam Bondi is pushing Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz to let the federal government access state voter rolls and welfare data, as tensions flare in Minneapolis after a man was shot and killed ...

If Trump is willing to remove ICE from Minnesota if they hand over their voter rolls, then there really isn't an "emergency" need for them to be there. www.cbsnews.com/news/bondi-m...

I know it’s cliche but it’s literally true: we are the politicians’ bosses. We can fire them and we can tell them what conditions we require for them to keep their jobs. It has ever been thus. Make them understand we’re not asking, we’re telling.

Literally 10 days ago, this hypocritical jackass introduced a bill to make concealed carry easier across the nation to help "law-abiding citizens to more freely exercise their Second Amendment rights." www.hoeven.senate.gov/news/news-re...

Trump's militarization of Minneapolis and other parts of our nation isn't about illegal immigration. It's not about enhancing public safety. It's about destroying any sense of that safety—to intimidate political opponents, and to punish dissent.

I love my job. I get to meet cats all day, every day and their owners tell me about their knee replacements and shitty coworkers and shingles and the sister they didn't know they had until they were in their 20s.

"History will not look kindly upon______"

Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait

I have three layers of your holiday greetings on my fridge. 💜

Couple heavy days in vetmed.

Yesterday I sat on the floor next to a client as she sobbed, blaming herself for not knowing something was wrong with her cat. I told her that she's not to blame whatsoever, knowing full well that I've been in her shoes and not believed anyone telling me the same.

*snort*

I second this.

imagine telling yourself on january 6, 2021 that five years from now things would be so much worse

The median American has $8,000 in savings in the bank. In other words, this is like giving the median American an opportunity to make a massive, scandalous crime go away for a fine of $240.

One of the other vets in town brought us a goodie box for the holidays and I fell in love with the toffee in it. Looked it up to buy myself some and it's $35 a pound. Did not expect that, considering it was amongst a notepad and Nutter Butters. 🫠

I have never turned down a chocolate covered pretzel in my life and I'm not gonna start now.

Our clients have absolutely spoiled us with treats at the clinic this week but dear gahd we need a vegetable or three thrown in

Welp. One of my coworkers at the clinic walked out this morning. I need the hours but not *right now*. 🙃🙃🙃

I know it's a ways for you but maybe it'll help someone else -- Lawrence Memorial has walk-in mammograms!
www.lmh.org/get-care/bre...

I just got an ankle-length down coat and I am in love with it. I will gladly join your puffy onesie club.

I think my pop-up canopy is okay. Looking at this video, it seems to be the most stable (on the right, on the other side of the one with red buckets). I didn't risk myself or my car today. I have some silver hoarded so it's time to get creative.

I have to believe it's all gonna be okay.