jared 🇵🇸

choke on a pepperoni roll patrick morrisey. get fucked

proud of these students at The University of Cincinnati. RESIST RESIST RESIST

What in the absolute fuck is going on at the University of Cincinnati?

For the record, trans men are just as biological as any other sort of man. They aren't made of metal or something.

I went ahead and fixed their twitter bio for them 👎🏻

lunar calendar? buddy, we're on earth

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

My instinct is to make the case that USAID is extremely good, actually. But I feel like it’s more important to say, “What is happening is antagonistic to the foundational document of the nation.”

list of banned keywords

🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

I'm watching The Aristocats for the first time as a childless man in my 40s and getting VERY mad at Edgar for not realizing that even if the cats inherit the estate "first," they're CATS. You've inherited everything! They won't spend money! Just take care of them! The tuna bills won't break you!

Ya boy is not participating in any traditional Grammys week celebrations,,, if ya catch me outside,,, we giving back to this area and its families and first responders. 👍🏾

Everything went downhill once our society stopped making animated movies about mice going on adventures

Planes just falling out of the sky is like one of the top clichés for showing the collapse of infrastructure in apocalypse movies, too

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.

Not today, Satan

none of this was on my 2025 bingo card

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/18/o...

The Trump Administration’s action to suspend all federal grants & loans will have a devastating impact on the health and well-being of millions of children, seniors on fixed incomes, and the most vulnerable people in our country.

It is a dangerous move towards authoritarianism.

Currently watching Toy Story 3, the one where the takeaway is “be on your guard against charismatic cult leaders.”

I am so tired.

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Updated DEI list of companies committed to DEI
Costco, Meijer,Kroger,Giant Grocery,Ben & Jerry’s,Ulta,Macy’s, Old Navy,Nordstrom’s,TJ Maxx,GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…),Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans (for those on the east coast)

I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send

ain’t never been a Mel Gibson movie I actually like aside from Signs…and even then I’m only watching for Joaquin. so fuckin overrated

This is what we mean when we talk about corporate greed: Starbucks gave its CEO $96 million for just 4 months of work. Meanwhile, Starbucks is refusing to offer a raise of more than 50 cents an hour to 12,000 union workers.

That's unacceptable. Starbucks must end their greed.

my main goal is to blow up like aunt marge from prisoner of azkaban and then act like i don’t know nobody

separation of church and veggie tales